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Investments.......Redneck style

robsgunsrobsguns Member Posts: 4,581 ✭✭
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
Investments

If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now be worth $49.00. If you had bought $1000.00 worth of Budweiser (the beer,
not the stock) one year ago, drank all the beer, then traded in the cans at
a redemption center for the nickel deposit, you would have $107.00.

Given the current conditions of the economy, my advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.



SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC
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  • groundhog devastationgroundhog devastation Member Posts: 4,495
    edited November -1
    Sarge, Read it on the personal e-mail first then clicked on this post!!! One of the first things I've "filed" since the big computer crash!! I'll show it to the company pres. in a couple weeks when I'm at the home office!! He'll laugh like hell then say, " I thought I told you not to use that computer for personal stuff!" I'll say, "You pay for all the hookups and I won't use it for personal stuff!"" You laughed, you liked it, take some time to enjoy it! Now "Let's go kill something!!!" He still remembers that line from a year ago when everybody was trying to figure out dinner plans and I told a fellow employee, "Eat, hell i'm gonna kill somethin'"" It was 5;30 in the PM in central PA!!! PRIME HOG HUNTIN' time! Pizza Hut will deliver to a motel!!! GHD
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  • robsgunsrobsguns Member Posts: 4,581 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Glad you liked it. I'd have lost a hell of a lot less money if I'd drank more and done this.

    SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC
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  • PelicanPelican Member Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey Sarge, if we could come up with a market for urine we could have ourselves classified as a manufacturing plant and get all kinda tax benefits

    The Almighty Himself Entrusted the Future of All Living Creatures to a Wooden Boat.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"Audemus jura nostra defendere"
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  • bhayes420bhayes420 Member Posts: 1,314 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't make me cry in my beer....3 years ago I sunk $12,000 in WorldCom. Today that same $12,000 MIGHT buy my family a meal at McDonald's. sigh.....
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