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Ways to Kill

n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
edited July 2002 in General Discussion
Shoot with a gun
Stab with a knife
Hit em with your solid brass Putter
Beat em with a 2 x 4
Push em off a cliff
Push em off a bridge
Push em off a 10 story building
Tell em to check your brake lights and while their behind ya run over em
Put poison in their coffee
Strangle em with a nylon stocking
Give em an overdose of their medication
Hit em in the head with a hammer
Beat em to death with your fists
Knock em down then kick em till their dead
Push em out of a car doing 80
When they are asleep, douse em with lighter fluid and burn em to death
Hit em in the head with a cast iron frying pan
Push em in front of a train
When they are taking a bath, throw a plugged in radio in the tub

Outlaw Guns and forget about number one.

"A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"

Comments

  • pikeal1pikeal1 Member Posts: 2,707
    edited November -1
    I would just like to know what inspired this post...and towards central/north florida right? let me know if your coming south so i can disappear for a while :)
  • n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427
    edited November -1
    A tongue in cheek post.

    My last comment on the post was aimed at the anti gun idiots,

    Those were just a few ways to get the job done, but they, ( the anti gun nuts) dont mention any other way of killing, other than guns,

    Their mindset is get rid of guns thus end Killing.

    "A wise man is a man that realizes just how little he knows"
  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    AWW! thoose are the standard customary ways......

    Lest see some Unorthodox ones.....

    1 Piano wire hanging by the nuts ....
    2 The gas pipe under the door trick....
    3 The Covet spider in the sheets works...
    4 a 0000 gauge TCH apliance wire "pacifier"
    5 a bat with 6 inches hard steel spikes
    6 a dull and rusty ax .....
    7 A hard salami ....
    8 The M 500 in the butt farewell....
    9 a wett newspaper with a lead pipe inside....
    10 The rattler snake under the car seat trick
    11 letting loose a wolverine and skunk inside an aparment with the victim locked in !
    12 a claymore in the toilet water tank.. (One of my favorites)
    13 The C4 bathTub rubber ducky...
    14 The stuffing of pyrodex in the microwave popcorn bag trick...

    AAEWWhh! I better write a book and sell it for $20 bucks ........
    ( as you see no firearms use involved )

    disclaimer: (I am not responsible for any idiot trying this out)


    JD


    Good...? , Bad...? Who cares ? as long I am the one with the the gun.....
  • pikeal1pikeal1 Member Posts: 2,707
    edited November -1
    Sorry Classic. Missed the last line of your post and assumed you went over the deep end.

    Alex
  • Shootist3006Shootist3006 Member Posts: 4,171
    edited November -1
    What happened to Col. Mustard in the library with a wrench??

    Quod principi placuit legis habet vigorem.Semper Fidelis
  • k.stanonikk.stanonik Member Posts: 2,109 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about the wire from the gas tank to the starter, gernade attached to the brake system, turn off the gas to the house and turn it back on so the house fills with gas.
  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Don't forget a small, thin wire run from a tail light socket to the gas tank. First time the left blinker goes on, POW!



    Gun Control Disarms Victims, NOT Criminals
  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Please leave some for the boookkkk .........

    title .....

    1001 FAST WAYS OF GOIN TO JAIL WITH FUN!

    Good...? , Bad...? Who cares ? as long I am the one with the the gun.....
  • offerorofferor Member Posts: 8,625 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    As for mass murder, another of the major incidents was the one in which some sort of gas or insecticide was accidentally released from a plant and killed hundreds, maybe thousands in a foreign country whose name I can't recall. Biafra or someplace. The people lying in the streets looked like dead ants after a Raid spray.

    Actually, an Army Ranger I used to know claimed to have been inserted into Panama from the air, waited in an air duct and popped an unpopular General's head off with a simple length of piano wire. Gee, I hope it's still not top secret...

    - Life NRA Member
    "If cowardly & dishonorable men shoot unarmed men with army guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary...and not by general deprivation of constitutional privilege." - Arkansas Supreme Court, 1878
  • TxsTxs Member Posts: 17,809 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That was Bhopal,India and the plant was owned by a US chemical company. I can't recall which one, but Raid just might be one of their products.
  • inspectorknuckleheadinspectorknucklehead Member Posts: 81 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    The plant in Bhopal was Union Carbide.

    John Colson

    "He that hath no sword, let him sell his garment and buy one" Luke 2:36
  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Thats the best part of being American... (Immunity from genocide)

    HEhEhE!

    Well untill 911 I presume ...... (Bush did it!)

    For the sake of a few petroleum contracts ....

    Thats public now ... even in CIA NSA circles ,but this guy is God now you know... it will take another God to dethrone him and send him to jail with his acomplices (Half of all his staff).....including some Senators.....

    Whow ! I see a revolution and or impeachment comming soonnnnnnn!!!!!

    A lot o blood will run in the streets and many heads will roll.....
    From TOP places.

    JD

    Good...? , Bad...? Who cares ? as long I am the one with the the gun.....
  • 4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
    edited November -1
    Judge, do you manufacture and test your own LSD?

    When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
  • JustCJustC Member Posts: 16,056 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about filling the lightbulbs with gasoline and petroleum jelly through a syringe, and then screwing them back in to the ceiling sockets? Turn the lights on and BOOMMMM, nepalm (sp) from above.

    A great rifle with a junk scope,....is junk.
  • 223believer223believer Member Posts: 128 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Give me four Taco Bell bean burritos and a sixer of Meister Brau
    and I'll conjure up some gas that will make that sucker plead
    for any of the above.
  • squeakycsqueakyc Member Posts: 204 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I just couldn't resist adding one for your list. Run them through an industrial wood chipper and catch all the pieces in a 45-gal steel drum. Then cover the pieces in the drum with acid and let that break it down further. After a few days strain out the remaining pieces and put the through a pigment grinder. By now you should have a small bag of dust that can be dumped in the nearest river or lake for the fish to process. A little complicated but it's best you don't leave any evidence. I read way to many mystery novels and I think it's beginning to warp my brain.
  • leeblackmanleeblackman Member Posts: 5,303 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    You could always beat'em to death with my mom's homeade meat loaf...

    If I'm wrong please correct me, I won't be offended.

    The sound of a 12 gauge pump clears a house fatser than Rosie O eats a Big Mac !
  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    4GodandCountry: Judge, do you manufacture and test your own LSD?


    with CNN and FOX NEWS:

    WHO NEEDS LSD!![pink]



    JD

    Good...? , Bad...? Who cares ? as long I am the one with the the gun.....
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