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Before It Starts.....

in2b8uin2b8u Member Posts: 115 ✭✭
edited September 2002 in General Discussion
A man came home form work , sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the t.v., and said to his wife "Bring me a beer before it starts. "
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer . When he finished it , he said "Quick , bring me another beer. It's Gonna start! "

This time she looked a little angry, but she brought him the beer.

When it was gone, he said "Quick another beer before it starts ! "

That's it! she blows her top! "You *, you waltz in her, flop your fat * down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave.
Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"


The husband sighed deeply ......... "It started! "



If guns cause crime, all mine are defective.

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