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3 dead,that I know of.

218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
edited September 2002 in General Discussion
I was just remembering
some of my sisters old
boyfriends.

One was killed in a bike
accident.

Another shot himself in
a Mesa Arizona hotel room.

And another was found at
the bottom of a swimmin`
pool,in a fetal position.

I don`t know if others left town,died somehow,and I just didn`t hear about it.

I was just thinkin`,
I`ve met some pretty
cool guys here at GB,
some real stand-up guys...

and I think my sister
is single again,and it
might be time for her
to meet sombody nice.

Who wants ta join the
Beekeeper family?

.218

Comments

  • Harleeman1030Harleeman1030 Member Posts: 1,505 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Does she have a sister ????

    I think it's my ex-wife lol

    Harleeman1030@aol.com

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  • 101AIRBORNE101AIRBORNE Member Posts: 1,252 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    bee,
    Too darn old and set in my ways. Would have to enjoy be
    es?
  • TazmuttTazmutt Member Posts: 862 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sure BeeKeep - "Count" me in. I'll be number 4 ... Lets see, found suffocated inside my own gun safe ?

    Hehehehehe

    good thang I caught the misspelt wurd b-4 michelle sawl it

    Edited by - Tazmutt on 09/13/2002 00:10:53
  • HighballHighball Member Posts: 15,755
    edited November -1
    So what is her measurements > ??
    Such as;
    Length of pull;gotta know if existing stocks will be short enough..
    Fingers; Long or short....for grip size..
    bosum size; so as to know if stocks need cast-off..
    Foot size...so as to know the best boot to fit to..
    Hips;...gotta check if gun belts need to be lengthened...

    A few other critical details,if you please....
    What kind of truck does she drive..
    Is the boat a canoe...or a blasting,noisy speed type ?
    Does she sleep with a gun..( this is critical..I was recently informed that a certain husband just gives his wife a flashlight...she has killed two would-be burglares with it...seems she turns it on...'her own face'...police say it took 30 minutes to uncurl one of 'em...
    What is the best long-range rifle she owns...

    By the way..they told me last night not to make any plans over three days away...so could you hurry your reply ??


    God,Guts,& GunsHave we lost all 3 ??
  • offerorofferor Member Posts: 8,625 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I'm single and I look younger than my age, and still have a weakness for pretty girls -- thank goodness I'm single, so it doesn't hurt. Heheheh!

    - Life NRA Member
    "If cowardly & dishonorable men shoot unarmed men with army guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary...and not by general deprivation of constitutional privilege." - Arkansas Supreme Court, 1878
  • kgnovumkgnovum Member Posts: 594 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ditto what offeror said. Post a photo.

    (But first, did she ever collect on insurance poicies from any of those guys?) lol
  • airborneairborne Member Posts: 1,728 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Tell you what Beekeep, I'm single and live in Arizona, but honestly after hearing what happened to the first three do not know if the odds are in my favor.



    B - BreatheR - RelaxA - AimS - SightS - Squeeze
  • wipalawipala Member Posts: 11,067
    edited November -1
    Bee

    Your talking about all of your sisters dead boyfreind reminds me of a joke.
    A man is laying dying in the hospital with his wife of 50 year sitting beside him. He asks her to come closer and in a weak raspy voice he says "Inez youve stuck with me through it all. When the locusts came and ate our crop the first year you were there. When the floods came the next year and washed all our crops away you stuck by me. And when the tornado destroyed everything we owned you were there.
    Through famine, flood , fire and rain you've stayed by me. When the bank forclosed and we lost the farm and had to go on welfare you were there . Now I'm dying and and can look back on my life I have to tell you . Damn it bi#$h you ain't nothing but bad luck.

    Remember here at DeeDee"s If we can't kill it, it's immortal
    D.D.Snavely
  • UnbatolocoUnbatoloco Member Posts: 110 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I don't think I wannna bee next thanks . I wanna bee sure no honey collects my insurance policy . Beesides she would need to bee beeutiful beefore I would consider beecoming her beeau .
    Enuff bees for ya???

    24 HOURS IN A DAY ,24 CANS OF BEER IN A CASE !!COINCIDENCE?? G'day .
  • charlie15charlie15 Member Posts: 937 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yeah bee, got any pics? Is she finacially well off? Does she know how to shot?



    IF A GOVERMENT'S OPPRESSIVE, THEN REPRESS IT!!
  • robsgunsrobsguns Member Posts: 4,581 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think you guys are barking up the wrong tree suspecting the sister, you forget how some brothers tend to be protective of their sisters when they beelieve the sister has been wronged. Personally I beelieve that what you say around beekeeper may be more important than what you say to the beeautiful (honey).

    SSgt Ryan E. Roberts, USMC
  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    WELL! I FIRST NEED TO GET A DIVORCE (I AM MARRIED TO A FRIDGE) I DONT MID HER BEING A BOYFRIEND JINX NINFO ,BUT HOW WELL TRAINED IS SHE IN THE BLACK ARTS?,(IN CASE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HIRE A PLUMBER IN THAT AREA..) SHE HAS A NICE PORTFOLIO.....

    ANY PICS ON THE GUY IN THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL ????
    (FOR RECOMENDATION PORPOSES ONLY), THAT IS A TOUCH OF A MASTER !

    JS

    400 million cows can't be wrong ( EAT GRASS !!! )
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