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THREE WISHES
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Three women were out golfing one day and one of them hit her ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I forgot to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better."
The woman said, "That would be fine." For her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to him."
The woman replied, "That will be okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be 10 times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay, because what is mine is his, and what is his is mine..."
So she's the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I forgot to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 10 times more or better."
The woman said, "That would be fine." For her first wish she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to him."
The woman replied, "That will be okay, because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me."
So she's the most beautiful woman in the world.
For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world.
The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world, and he will be 10 times richer than you."
The woman said, "That will be okay, because what is mine is his, and what is his is mine..."
So she's the richest woman in the world.
The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered,
"I'd like a mild heart attack."
Lil' Stinker's Opinion
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A genie popped out of the lamp and said, 'You have three wishes.' I will grant whatever you wish for, but remember, every politician in the world gets twice as much as you wish for, so be careful what you wish for.'
The man said, 'That's easy! I want a million dollars.'
A big pile of cash appeared in front of him. 'Now, each politician has two million', the genie said.
The man said, 'never mind! I am happy as long as I have my million. Now, I want a red Mercedes.'
A red Mercedes appeared in front of him and the genie said, 'Now, each politician has two of these.'
The man was happier than ever. He thought about his last wish, and said, 'You know, I have always wanted to donate a kidney...'
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