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nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,083 ******
edited August 2002 in General Discussion
An El Paso policeman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had just won $50 in the citywide competition.

"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.

"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.

"Oh, don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."

This woke up the guy in the back-seat, who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."

At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in
Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"


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