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Taliban vs US Marines

rhmc24rhmc24 Member Posts: 1,984 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited January 2002 in General Discussion
Leader of Taliban army moving up a canyon hears someone yelling up ahead. As he gets closer he hears "One US Marine can whip two Taliban". Challenged, he send two of his best men up. Minutes later hears two shots, then silence. Then yelling again "One US Marine can whip ten Talibans". He sends a squad up telling them to wipe out that Marine. Minutes later, gunfire, grenades, then silence. Voice again yells "One US Marine can whip a thousand Talibans". Taliban leader sends all his men up to deal with the Marine. All hell breaks loose, machine guns, grenades, mortars, etc. Silence. After a while Taliban leader starts up to find out what happened. He soon meets one of his men staggering back, wounded, gasping "Go back, go back, it's a trap. There's two of them"
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    It's an oldie, but a goodie. Them Marines are tough SOB's.
    PC=BS
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    George Bush is over in Afghanistan discussing treaty agreements with the Taliban. The taliban leader pushes a button on his chair and a boot comes out of nowhere and smacks Pres. Bush in the face. The talks continue and the taliban leader does it again. Another boot comes out and smacks Pres. Bush in the face. A third time the same thing happens and Pres. Bush leaves and goes home very angry.A few weeks later, Pres. Bush is having more meetings with the taliban leader at the White House. Pres. Bush pushes a button on the arm of his chair and the Taliban leader jumps out of the way expecting something to happen. Pres. Bush does it a second and a third time and both times the taliban leader leaps out of the way and nothing happens. The taliban leader gets up in frustration and says, "That's it. I'm going back to Afghanistan." Pres. Bush responds by saying, "What's Afghanistan?"
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Who pisses the longest distance ....?That has to be seen ........ !!!A new military olimpic event !
    _%_S
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