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Random Thoughts from the Shower...

retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
edited July 2017 in General Discussion
If you attempt to rob a bank you won't have any trouble with rent/food bills for the next 10 years, whether or not you are successful.

Do twins ever realize that one of them is unplanned?

If poison expires, is it more poisonous or it it no longer poisonous?

Which letter is silent in the word "Scent", the S or the C?

Why is the letter W, in English, called double U? Shouldn't it be called double V?

Maybe oxygen is slowly killing you and it just takes 75-100 years to fully work.

Every time you clean something, you just make something else dirty.

The word "swims" upside down is still "swims".

Intentionally losing a game of rock, paper, scissors is just as hard as trying to win.

100 yrs ago everyone owned a horse and only the rich had cars. Today everyone has cars and only the rich own horses.

The doctors that told Stephen Hawking he had 2 yrs to live in 1953 are probably dead.

If you replace "W" with "T" in "What, Where and When", you get the answer to
each of them.

Many animals probably need glasses, but nobody knows it.

If 2/2/22 falls on a Tuesday, we'll just call it "2's Day".

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    montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 58,038 ******
    edited November -1
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    CaptFunCaptFun Member Posts: 16,678 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    2/22/22 is in fact a Tuesday...
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    Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 24,582 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think the first statement may be a good one . a lot of older people live in poverty scraping by to pay bills living alone no health care no "friends " and so on and so on....
    going to prison = free room, food ,medical, friends, no stress of paying bills . [:D][:D][:D] 24 hr care [;)]
    I would think some have taken that route if I was a betting man
    I know I have heard a lot of repeat offenders do the crime when out just to get back to the home they know
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    interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by CaptFun
    2/22/22 is in fact a Tuesday...





    Except the date is actually 2 22 2022.
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    BrookwoodBrookwood Member, Moderator Posts: 13,390 ******
    edited November -1
    You must be taking a very long shower![:D]

    I'm usually too busy singing and trying to remember the words to whatever song that is stuck in my head!
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    glynglyn Member Posts: 5,949
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    AzAfshinAzAfshin Member Posts: 2,986 ✭✭
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    AlpineAlpine Member Posts: 15,055 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    People do not want to know if you take the computer into the shower with you.

    Just sayin'.
    ?The problem with socialism is that you eventually run out of other people's money.?
    Margaret Thatcher

    "There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies and statistics."
    Mark Twain
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    mogley98mogley98 Member Posts: 18,297 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D]
    Why don't we go to school and work on the weekends and take the week off!
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    Sam06Sam06 Member Posts: 21,254 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Dude you are a deep thinker.

    Here are my responses:

    I never thought about twins, I just know I didn't want them

    less poisonous it looses power with age like most of us

    My guess is C

    The reason is long and drawn out but its a Latin/German/English hash up and there was no single V back then go figure

    I agree Oxygen is a very volatile gas.

    True

    Very cool I didn't know that

    it is

    yep

    More than likely. Steve ain't exactly a picture of health himself.

    I never thought of that but it is very true.

    I would say most need glasses. Very few animals have keen eyesight

    Tuesday was named Tiw's Day. Tiw is the Norse god of single combat. Not many know that the days of the week are named after Norse gods. A lot of that was done back in the day to get Vikings to convert to Christianity so they would stop killing and raping the Saxons and so the Church could steal all their money and land. MOst of our Christian holidays are really pagan holidays re-named.
    RLTW

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    jimdeerejimdeere Member, Moderator Posts: 25,672 ******
    edited November -1
    Thank you, Ciff Claven.[:D]
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    CaptFunCaptFun Member Posts: 16,678 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by interstatepawnllc
    quote:Originally posted by CaptFun
    2/22/22 is in fact a Tuesday...





    Except the date is actually 2 22 2022.


    You don't play well with others do you...?
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    kimikimi Member Posts: 44,723 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by kimi
    [:D]

    What day did you spend showering? [8)]
    What's next?
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    remingtonoaksremingtonoaks Member Posts: 26,251 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by CaptFun
    quote:Originally posted by interstatepawnllc
    quote:Originally posted by CaptFun
    2/22/22 is in fact a Tuesday...





    Except the date is actually 2 22 2022.


    You don't play well with others do you...?





    And he calls me at troublemaker

    What he doesn't realize is that when Jesus was 22 years old there was that date of 2/22/22
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    interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by CaptFun
    quote:Originally posted by interstatepawnllc
    quote:Originally posted by CaptFun
    2/22/22 is in fact a Tuesday...





    Except the date is actually 2 22 2022.


    You don't play well with others do you...?





    What tipped you off? [:p]

    Actually I am just a perceptive stickler. [;)]
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