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If running for office

5db5db Member Posts: 1,621 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited September 2002 in General Discussion
Tis not my words, but would the author of this get your vote?

If the person who wrote this ran for PRESIDENT I would VOTE for them in a heartbeat.

I like big cars, big boats, big motorcycles, big houses, and big campfires. I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some governmental stooge with a bad comb-over who wants to give it away to crack addicts for squirting out babies.

Guns don't make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.

I believe they are called the Boy Scouts for a reason, which is why there are no girls allowed. Girls belong in the Girl Scouts.

I think that if you feel homosexuality is wrong, it is not a phobia, it is an opinion. I don't think being a minority makes you a victim of anything except numbers. The only things I can think of that are truly discriminatory are things like the United Negro College Fund, Jet Magazine, Black Entertainment Television, and Miss Black America. Try to have things like the United Caucasian College Fund, Cloud Magazine, White Entertainment Television, or Miss White America and see what happens. Jesse Jackson will be knocking down your door.

I know what sex is, and there are not varying degrees of it. If I received sex from one of my subordinates in my office, it wouldn't be a private matter or my personal business. I would be "FIRED" immediately!

I believe that if you are selling me a milk shake, a pack of cigarettes, a newspaper or a hotel room, you must do it in English. As a matter of fact, if you want to be an American citizen you should speak English. My father and grandfather shouldn't have to die in vain so you can leave the countries you were born in to come over and disrespect ours.

I think the police should have every right to shoot your sorry butt if you threaten them after they tell you to stop. If you can't understand the word "freeze" or "stop" in English, see the above lines.

I feel much safer letting a machine with no political affiliation recount votes when needed.

I know what the definition of lying is.

I don't think just because you were not born in this country, you are
qualified for any special loan programs, government sponsored bank loans or tax breaks etc., so you can open a hotel, coffee shop,trinket store, or any other business.

We did not go to the aid of certain foreign countries and risk our lives in wars to defend their freedoms so that decades later they could come over here and tell us our constitution is a living document and open to their interpretations.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor. I know wrestling is fake, but so are movies and television, and that doesn't stop you from watching them.

It doesn't take a whole village to raise a child right, but it does take a parent to stand up to the kid and smack his little butt when necessary and say "NO".

I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't pretend they are a political statement. And stay home until that new lip ring heals, I don't want to look at your ugly infected mouth as you serve me fries.

I am sick of "Political Correctness" and of all the suck ups that go along with it.

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Comments

  • wundudneewundudnee Member Posts: 6,108 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good un 5db, I immediately e-mailed it to my right wing, conservative, red necked and gun toting kid.

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  • 5db5db Member Posts: 1,621 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    wundudnee, Are you and your son meeting at T town next month for the Wanenmacher show? I think you missed the last one didn't you???

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  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    I'll be agoing. Give me a holler if you want to meet. Im sure we can get ol gramps to go too.

    If your gonna be stupid you better be tough !!
  • 101AIRBORNE101AIRBORNE Member Posts: 1,252 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    5db,
    Have to give the author two thumbs up and and a few atta boys. 101
  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Author would have my vote.

    The gene pool needs chlorine.
  • bartobarto Member Posts: 4,734 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    dream on- it will NEVER happen in real life.
    barto

    the hard stuff we do right away - the impossible takes a little longer
  • 5db5db Member Posts: 1,621 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    interstatepawnllc, I'll be at 16-D-2 so stop by. Help me out here, who's gramps?

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  • wundudneewundudnee Member Posts: 6,108 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Grrrr!

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  • 5db5db Member Posts: 1,621 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    YIKES! Hows a guy to know???? (see you there, stop by 16-D-2)

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  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    I will make it a point to drop by. Gramps knows I was just teasing.

    If your gonna be stupid you better be tough !!
  • sodbustersodbuster Member Posts: 2,305 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    One vote yes from sodbuster the neanderthal.
    wundudnee,,sounds like you raised your kid right!!
    Do they rent out those little rascals at the bigger gun shows?
    If I wasn't running out of money before I run out of month here lately, I would sure like to go and see all.



    "Just my opinion."
  • wundudneewundudnee Member Posts: 6,108 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    sodbuster,
    The first time I went to the Tulsa show it was in the fall and it was pretty cool. I had on a long sleeve denim shirt, jeans and cowboy boots. A guy walked by me in shorts, tee shirt and Nikes. At the time I thought, what's the matter with that fool? About 4 hours later the truth came out on who's the fool. And you're right about raising a good kid. I don't think we have ever had a bad argument and have a good time together whenever we can. Last Christmas he gave me an AK, how cool is that. I got two good kids, I consider myself blessed.
    Interstatepawnllc,
    I know you're kidun, kiddying, ciddnn, just funning me.
    5db,
    I'm really just a kid trapped in an older type body.

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  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    Tulsa? I thought T-Town was Topeka.

    If your gonna be stupid you better be tough !!
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