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NEW SLOGANS FOR FLORIDA.....

n/an/a Member Posts: 168,427 ✭
edited September 2002 in General Discussion
New Slogans For Florida


If you think we can't vote, wait 'til you see us drive.

Home of electile dysfunction.

We count more than you do.

If you don't like the way we count then take I-95 and visit one of the other 56 states.

We've been Gored by the bull of politics and we're Bushed.

Relax, Retire, ReVote.

Viagra voters do it again!

Where your vote counts and counts and counts.

This is what you get for taking Elian away from us.

We don't just cheat in football.

We're number one! Wait! Recount!

Palm Beach County: So nice, we let you vote twice.

Palm Beach County: We put the "duh" in Florida.

Sign on I-95: Florida this way. No that way.
Five miles. Wait...ten miles.







Lil' Stinker's Opinion
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Newest Flarda slogans:

    Come on down!We have more yankees than any other state in the Union!

    Come on down!
    We`ve only infested 97 % of the state!

    .218
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    218 hit it right on the head. It ain't the yankees we don't like, it's the old senile yankees we don't like.

    Learn to drive in Maine and New Jersey before you drive on the streets of my home state.

    "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend."
    ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
    Will270win@nraonline.com
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Come on,Will....it`s not just
    the old senile ones!

    But I must confess,about ten % aren`t all that bad.

    It`s just that we get the worst ones.
    The good ones live in rural areas and on farms up north,and have no reason to leave.

    Unfortunately,it`s not those ones that move down here.

    .218
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  • IconoclastIconoclast Member Posts: 10,515 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey, will, just what is so bad about Maineiac drivers? As a group, they are far better than those of Masshole ancestry, to say nothing of other Coastal cesspools. And I have to say the funniest / most dangerous driving I've *EVER* seen is vehicles w/ FL plates in a New England snow storm! Well, as far as they get, anyway, which is usually the nearest snow bank.
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  • 4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
    edited November -1
    Blame it on the Air Conditioners, Florida is like a giant meat locker refrigerating the old people, keeping them alive. Its like putting spoiled meat in a freezer, it slows the process of decay but it takes up valuable space and never gets any better..

    When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
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  • 22WRF22WRF Member Posts: 3,385
    edited November -1
    Thank god it gets too cold in the panhandle for them ya'll keep them down where it's warmer.

    All I have to watch out for on the road is Bubba in his pickem up with AL tags and no insurance (Sorry Pelican)




    I Refuse to be a VictimGrumpy old man

    Life, Liberty, and Pursuit of All Those that Threaten it
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  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    "Florida, scam it like a native."

    If your gonna be stupid you better be tough !!
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