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Accused of misusing a Smoking Jacket

idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
Unbelievable! Today I was accused of sitting at home in a smoking jacket to prevent Cheetos crumbs from landing on me while munching and watching adult videos. I can't believe this individual would imply that I would spill Cheetos crumbs on a smoking jacket.
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  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    WTF,.....please elaborate.
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  • the loveable rat...the loveable rat... Member Posts: 969 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    outrageous! scorn and pox deserve no less a home for those that fail to recognize signs of Society and Selectitude- much less the ability to enjoy boudoire entertainment in Suavility...
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    interstate--Are you familiar with The Smoking Jacket Club?
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    interstate--Are you familiar with The Smoking Jacket Club?
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  • varmit huntervarmit hunter Member Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Rat,Say what's on your mind.It is not good to hold these things in.

    The most important things, Are not things.

    Edited by - varmit hunter on 06/21/2002 19:45:27
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Sir Idsman,
    How disgusting that someone would accuse you of eating finger food like "Cheetos" while wearing a Smoking Jacket....everyone knows that well breed and proper gentlemen partake of nurishment with a fork.....so goes the world since the take over by the fast food industry....manners are out of fashion and mankind has stooped to eating like common barnyard animals....
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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Watch Out!

    Eating Cheetos and watching Adult Videos will turn your Manhood Orange.
    (think about it)

    Remember...Terrorist are attacking Civilians; Not the Government. Protect Yourself!
    Keep your Powder dry and your Musket well oiled.
    NRA Lifetime Benefactor Member.
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    RugerNiner--The afore-mentioned insult was quickly followed by a joke with a punchline similar to your afore-mentioned comment.

    P.S. I absolutely LOVE my Ruger P-95D that I purchased a few months ago!
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  • hunter280manhunter280man Member Posts: 705 ✭
    edited November -1
    Although I am personally not a membr of the club I find the before accusations simply apalling and not in very good tast. Everyone knows that one of your stature could never be watching "adult" movies...simply "poetry in motion"!

    Wouldn't you agree Sir Idsman?

    Though I was born to royalty, I was snatched at birth, so treat me as the noble I am!!!
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  • idsman75idsman75 Member Posts: 13,398 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Ummm...err...yeah...what you said. I completely overlooked the offense that I should have taken to the "adult movies" bit of the comment. I was so overwhelmed with disgust at the bit about abusing a smoking jacket and eating in poor taste.
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  • woodsrunnerwoodsrunner Member Posts: 5,378 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Everyone should know the proper method of eating Cheetos when wearing a smoking jacket. The woman in the french maid outfit is supposed to put each one on a toothpick for you. It is absolutly uncouth to touch them with your fingers while wearing a smoking jacket. Besides I could never watch adult videos without the maid present to rewind.

    By the way, I still await my invitation to join the SJC.

    Woods

    How big a boy are ya?
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  • interstatepawnllcinterstatepawnllc Member Posts: 9,390
    edited November -1
    I am somewhat familiar with the suave, secret, stylish and smoking sect.
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