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4GodandCountry
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A dad walks into a market with his young son. The boy is holding a penny.
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes
the boy has swallowed the penny and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on
the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then
she gets up from her seat and makes her way unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles
and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a
few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the penny, which the
woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands
the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects
the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was
fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," she says. "Divorce lawyer".
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
Suddenly, the boy starts choking, going blue in the face. The dad realizes
the boy has swallowed the penny and starts panicking, shouting for help.
A well dressed, attractive, but serious looking woman in a blue business
suit is sitting at a coffee bar in the market reading her newspaper and
sipping a cup of coffee.
At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down on
the saucer, neatly folds her newspaper and places it on the counter. Then
she gets up from her seat and makes her way unhurried, across the market.
Reaching the boy, the woman carefully takes hold of the boy's testicles
and starts to squeeze, gently at first and then ever more firmly. After a
few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs up the penny, which the
woman deftly catches in her free hand. Releasing the boy, the woman hands
the coin to the father and walks back to her seat in the coffee bar without
saying a word.
As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no lasting ill effects
the father rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her
saying, "I've never seen anybody do anything like that before. It was
fantastic. Are you a doctor?"
"No," she says. "Divorce lawyer".
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
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