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Funniest name

turboturbo Member Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭
edited January 2002 in General Discussion
Whats the funniest name you've come across?I Just came across a fellow whose name is Dr. Juan B. Speede'nutz, Phd, said he was Lithuanian.Previous 1st place: Orville S Klucker..used to work with him, many years back.This is the funniest one, I've ever heard, so far.[This message has been edited by turbo (edited 10-24-2001).]
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  • ironsitesironsites Member Posts: 97 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I remember a guy in high school whose last name was Cloud. His parents gave him the name-"White Rain Cloud". Parents can be cruel,as a neighbor of ours had the name- Sonny Ott Butt. Initials= S.O.B.
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  • mlincolnmlincoln Member Posts: 5,039 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Guy down the street from me--I used to keep his business car in my wallet--is named Harold Beaver. He goes by Harry, of course, and he is an OB/GYN. Now if that ain't funny, I don't know what it.
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  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    A good friend of mine's name is Rich Harder II. His dad obviously didn't have any problem with it as he actually goes by the name of Dick Harder. Still, I can remember the first time I heard his name I was like "what, you're kidding right?".
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  • William81William81 Member Posts: 25,342 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I swear these are both true. The first is an old client almost 20 years ago and the second is in our local phone book...Balzar Frezen Oral Sexton
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  • turboturbo Member Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Another one, Perry Peak every one calls him: PeePee
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  • Gene B.Gene B. Member Posts: 892 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I had a friend named Beaven. And the owner of H-E-B whos name is Henry E. Butt or something like that named his two daughters Ima, and Yura, which makes them Ima Butt, and Yura Butt. HAHAHAA!
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  • ironsitesironsites Member Posts: 97 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Movie I saw-- Last name "Bator" The butler called him -"master B***r.
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  • Gene B.Gene B. Member Posts: 892 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    That girls name on Austin Powers was Alota *. Funniest name ever. There making a part 3 by the way, and a Matrix 2 and 3, Thank God.where theres a Matrix within a Matrix, theres a guy stronger than Neo, and Trinity is really an Agent. Also there making a Resident Evil movie what I want to see bad too. And last but not least Termenator part 3 where China from the WWF is a Termenator.
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  • rgrjit8rgrjit8 Member Posts: 109 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Knew two guys. One named Goff, the other Emhoff. Everybody called them both Jack.Knew guys named Connie, Cheryl and Shirley.Found out later that Connie was short for Constantine.Cheryl was spelled Sherill.Shirley was actually Shirl E. ****** which was painted on the side of his pickup truck. Remember those days?The name I still can't understand is Evelyn Waugh, a British writer. My teacher pronounced it Eve Lynn instead of the usual Evelyn. Still!Oh yeah, met a girl once named Kris Kringle.Met her just after Christmas in fact. She puked on me.
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  • PelicanPelican Member Posts: 1,061 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Went to school with a kid, Peter Eaton. He got a lot of razin'
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  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I swear this is true. When I was working in the UAL freight sales office, guy calls in wanting to ship some large steel parts. I asked the name of his company. His reply was:"I'm Shorty Cox of Shorty Cox Erectors". On my word as a Smoking Jacket member.Mudge
    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!
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  • RedlegRedleg Member Posts: 417 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I went to highschool in Germany and 2 of the english teachers were husband and wife. They were the Pusey's. His first name was Harry and her's Lois. This is no foolin.Harry Pusey and Lois Pusey. Really gets a highschooler thinking about bees and birds...
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  • badboybobbadboybob Member Posts: 1,658 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    roflmaf! And don't forget the two famous strippers from the '50s - Candy Barr and * Galore.
    So many guns to buy. So little money.[This message has been edited by badboybob (edited 10-24-2001).]
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Painted a house for a handsome couple,who`s name was Pam and Neil Ater.Saw a picture in the local paper,of a guy in uniform,looked like Enos from Dukes of Hazzard,with a great big smile,his name was Dick Ring..218
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  • SP TigerSP Tiger Member Posts: 872 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    A Memphis radio station has a daily "Bad Baby Name of the Day". Check out www.drakeandzeke.com and look for "Bad Baby Names". As far as I know they are all true. The names are sent in from local hospitals and newspapers. There are some bad names there, I can promise you.
    Better to have and not need, than need and not have.
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  • flatlanderflatlander Member Posts: 20 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I went to school with a girl named Ann Fortune, she was often called Miss Fortune.
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  • Andrew AdamsAndrew Adams Member Posts: 227 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    My Dad is a bill collector, and as part of his job, he has a CD Rom that lists every listed phone number in the United States by name of the person on the account. He could literally spout these off for hours, as when he is bored he looks up goofy names. Some of my favorites that he has told me are:Connie LingusHarry DickHarry BallHarry HeinieDick Nastyetc. etc. etc.
    When you want to dial long distance...AT&T, .223, or Jeremiah 33.3?Member:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    There was a developer from Oklahoma ,who came down here about 15 years ago ,to build somethin` or another,condos maybe.His name was Never Fail JR....The county commissioners denied him..218
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    I'm sure you all know the Dovers. Ben and Eileen?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • Judge DreadJudge Dread Member Posts: 2,372 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The worst case I have seen of someone having a Funny name at the worst time was a Asianlady named "So Canto Deputa" she lost her airplane trip because nobody dared to call her via the public adress at a SPANISH airport , pronouced in spanish name means YOUPIECE of (PROSTITUTE ).
    I judge Thee!, Not for what you are , but for what you say !
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  • gruntledgruntled Member Posts: 8,218 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Gov. Hogg of Louisiana named his daughterIma.
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  • ironsitesironsites Member Posts: 97 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Whooh! Just checking to see if someone put my name in here!
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Back in the 60s,one of my older brothers was in court for gator huntin`(poaching is what the yankees call it),the judge was a man who would get drunk at night,and hand down maximum sentances during the day.As they waited in the court room,he and my mama were already a little nervous.Then the bailif(sp)calls the name.."Alice Pullincar,Alice Pullincar"...................."Is Alice Pullincar here?"My brother,about eighteen,got the worst case of the giggles you ever seen.I guess everything worked out O.K. though,seems somebody knew somebody elses cousin.They had a little,get together, right there in the courtroom.A weekend in jail suspended and a some community service type thing was handed down. .218
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  • ysacresysacres Member Posts: 294 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Phil More HineyLives down the road from me.
    Ruger-Remington-RULE THE ROOST
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  • ysacresysacres Member Posts: 294 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Phil More Hiney(Philip morris Hiney)Lives down the road from me.
    Ruger-Remington-RULE THE ROOST
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  • Mom MomMom Mom Member Posts: 169 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    heard these from friends who work labor & delivery:Lady wanted to name her daughter * because she thought the word sounded "so pretty". Boy named Richard Lee: Dick LeeTwins Lemangelo and Orangelo; think lemon jello and orange jello, the pronunciation will be close.I wonder if these mothers were all patients of Harry Beaver?[This message has been edited by Mom Mom (edited 10-24-2001).]
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  • bstrad37bstrad37 Member Posts: 5 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    A.G Cockburn. Urologist.[This message has been edited by bstrad37 (edited 10-24-2001).]
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  • RembrandtRembrandt Member Posts: 4,486 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    There are two small towns in north central Iowa called Manley and Fertile.....newspaper came out with a byline for a young couple that had recently married, "Manley Man marries Fertile Woman", that one made Johnny Carsons alltime list.Knew a girl by the name of Susie Sexhauer....
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  • NateNate Member Posts: 168 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Have a prof. named Junping Dongpoor woman.....
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  • Mom MomMom Mom Member Posts: 169 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    And one I fogot: Dr. Butz, the proctologist.
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  • SP45SP45 Member Posts: 1,761 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Was in the Air Force with a guy named "Claude Queer" he wanted everyone to call him "CQ". I perfered his given name.
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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
    edited November -1
    A lady named Fonda Peters.Really. And she married to get such a name.Once I stopped a Vietnamese fellow and he presented a Driver License that showed his last name to be "Phuc." I did not know enough about his language to know how to pronounce it properly.
    Certified SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of the General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the premier gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net Jesus is Lord![This message has been edited by nunn (edited 10-24-2001).]
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  • timberbeasttimberbeast Member Posts: 1,738 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I knew a guy from Chicago who played in a band, last name was Marx. He changed his first name to Skid.
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    There is a family down here that is a total mess,last name is Barrs,one daughter is named Candy Barrs..218
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  • biganimalbiganimal Member Posts: 135 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I used to drive truck cross-country and saw in a little town a store named Ian Mac Tavish, Chinese Laundry. Being the nosey guy I am I entered the place to see what was what...I asked the proprieter why the Scottish name when he was so Chinese looking....he told me that when he came thru Ellis Island in the 1930's it was very busy and the immigration official was asking names as folks came thru the line. The man directly in front of the laundryman was a huge scot with flaming red hair. When asked the scot replied " my name is Ian MacTavish". The chinaman was next in line and when asked he said "Sam Ting".................this is a joke son!
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  • turboturbo Member Posts: 820 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Say I heard that same joke on the west coast, different name: Seams this same chinese fellow, was trying to cash a check at the bank issued to Abraham Silverstien, you guessed it, he answered, Sam Ting when asked to state your name, when immigrating at Ellis Island,It's is funny if, told just right.[This message has been edited by turbo (edited 10-25-2001).]
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  • rgrjit8rgrjit8 Member Posts: 109 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    In high school there were two teachers, David Judy and Judy (something). they got married and she became Judy Judy.Two dentists in Peoria, Illinois;Dr. Chou and Dr. Dentino.
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  • rgrjit8rgrjit8 Member Posts: 109 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    In high school there were two teachers, David Judy and Judy (something). they got married and she became Judy Judy.Two dentists in Peoria, Illinois;Dr. Chou and Dr. Dentino.
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  • ghotie_thumperghotie_thumper Member Posts: 1,561 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    One of the local deputies I run into occasionally told me he stopped a guy named Bumpis Mcphumpis. It is pronounced Mcfumpiss. When he told the deputy his name he didn't believe it and was beginning to think Bumpis was screwing with him. The guy didn't have any Identification and was about to be taken in for prints and mug shots when another deputy arrived. The second deputy knew Bumpis and he was cited and released. What were his parents thinking?
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  • gd714gd714 Member Posts: 36 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I once knew a Mr. Paine,first name Royal.
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