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A little "geezer" humor

mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
Comments made in the year 1957:


"I'll tell you one thing, if things keep going the way they are, it's going to be impossible to buy a week's groceries for $20."

"Have you seen the new cars coming out next year? It won't be long before $2000 will only buy a used one."

"If cigarettes keep going up in price, I'm going to quit. A quarter a pack is ridiculous."

"Did you hear the post office is thinking about charging a dime just to mail a letter?"

"If they raise the minimum wage to $1, nobody will be able to hire outside help at the store."

"When I first started driving, who would have thought gas would someday cost 29 cents a gallon. Guess we'd be better off leaving the car in the garage."

"Kids today are impossible. Those duck tail hair cuts make it impossible to stay groomed. Next thing you know, boys will be wearing their hair as long as the girls."

"I'm afraid to send my kids to the movies any more. Ever since they let Clark Gable get by with saying 'damn' in 'Gone With The Wind,' it seems every new movie has either "hell" or "damn" in it.

"I read the other day where some scientist thinks it's possible to put a man on the moon by the end of the century. They even have some fellows they call astronauts preparing for it down in Texas."

"Did you see where some baseball player just signed a contract for $75,000 a year just to play ball? It wouldn't surprise me if someday they'll be making more than the President."

"I never thought I'd see the day all our kitchen appliances would be electric. They are even making electric typewriters now."

"It's too bad things are so tough nowadays. I see where a few married women are having to work to make ends meet."

"It won't be long before young couples are going to have to hire someone to watch their kids so they can both work."

"Marriage doesn't mean a thing any more; those Hollywood stars seem to be getting divorced at the drop of a hat."

"I'm just afraid the Volkswagen car is going to open the door to a whole lot of foreign business."

"Thank goodness I won't live to see the day when the Government takes half our income in taxes. I sometimes wonder if we are electing the best people."

"The drive-in restaurant is convenient in nice weather, but I seriously doubt they will ever catch on."

"There is no sense going to Banff or Jasper anymore for a weekend. It costs nearly $15 a night to stay in a hotel."

"No one can afford to be sick any more; $35 a day in the hospital is too rich for my blood."

"If they think I'll pay 50 cents for a hair cut, forget it."


Mudge the Geezer

I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!

Comments

  • Gordian BladeGordian Blade Member Posts: 1,202 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mudge, every time I see your handle and read your posts, I'm reminded of an Air Force Sgt. I used to work with at Kirtland AFB back in the day. I'm not sure why, I know you're not the same guy. He was a character, kind of a Sgt. Bilko type. (I'm just old enough to understand what that is.)
  • dheffleydheffley Member Posts: 25,000
    edited November -1
    Ain't it the truth! Thanks mudge!

    Save, research, then buy the best.Join the NRA, NOW!Teach them young, teach them safe, teach them forever, but most of all, teach them to VOTE!
  • seductiveoneseductiveone Member Posts: 159
    edited November -1
    And to think, I was going to get my hair cut today but 6 dollars was too much! Hehehe



    "Respect my authority"
  • azzeaterazzeater Member Posts: 187 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    hey, it's ok to be cheap but don't end up looking like KID ROCK!

    hey all!
  • seductiveoneseductiveone Member Posts: 159
    edited November -1
    Hay, there is no need to make fun of our little bro anymore... He cut it... kinda. Hehehe



    "Respect my authority"
  • Zuider ZeeZuider Zee Member Posts: 41 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Mudge:

    Curious about your name. Is Mudge short for Car"Mudge"eon ? (Phoenetic spelling).

    Great Geezer joke, thanks !

    Zee the Geezer, too!



    Edited by - Zuider Zee on 05/30/2002 00:47:58
  • mudgemudge Member Posts: 4,225 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yo...Blade...Nope, not me. A/1c was as high as I got. Couldn't be promoted to Staff unless you re-upped.
    When were you at Kirtland? I was there April'56 - Oct.'59. 34th Air Division. Over by the East gate, right next door to the 86th Fighter Squadron.

    Zuider....Yep CurMUDGEon.

    Mudge the geezer

    I can't come to work today. The voices said, STAY HOME AND CLEAN THE GUNS!

    Edited by - mudge on 06/04/2002 13:55:47
  • TrinityScrimshawTrinityScrimshaw Member Posts: 9,350 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You sure know how to make someone feel old.

    Trinity+++

    "Train up a child in the way he should go, even when he is old he will not depart from it."(Proverbs 22:6)
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