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"THE DEAD DONKEY"
Jungle Jim
Member Posts: 301 ✭✭✭
A Cajun moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day. The next day, the farmer drove up and said, "Sorry, but I got some bad news. The donkey died.""Well then, just give me my money back.""Can't do that. I went and spent it already.""OK then, just unload the donkey." "What ya gonna do with em.""I'm gonna raffle him off." "Ya can't raffle off a dead donkey!""Sure I can. Watch me. I just won't tell anyone he's dead."A month later the farmer met up with the Cajun again and asked, "What happened with the dead donkey?" "I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 apiece, and made a profit of $898.""Didn't no one complain?""Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back!"
Jim
"De Oppresso Liber"
Jim
"De Oppresso Liber"