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The Golden Anniversary

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
edited April 2002 in General Discussion
The old couple had been married 50 years. Their kids and grandkids came over and threw them a big party. After it was over and all the guests left, the couple sat on the porch reflecting on the events of the day.

The lady noticed a tear rolling down her husband's cheek. She said, "Why, what's wrong, dear?

Hubby said, "Remember when we were just kids and your daddy caught us in the hayloft?"

Wife said, "Yes, dear."

"Remember how he said he would see to it that I went to the penitentiary for 50 years if I didn't marry you right away?"

"Yes, dear."

"(Choke, Sob) I WOULD HAVE BEEN A FREE MAN TODAY!"



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Comments

  • jastrjastr Member Posts: 463 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good joke.... Kinda scary in reality. How many people out there get married because she got knocked up? My wife and I got married when she was 3 months prego. She was already my fiance... but my daughter kinda put a rush on things

    lets all be responsible! shoot a criminal!
  • Jungle JimJungle Jim Member Posts: 264
    edited November -1
    Sorta reminds me of the song:

    "If I'd Shot You When I Met You - I'd Be Out Of Jail By Now!"

    Jim

    "De Oppresso Liber"
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