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Horth Rathing
rgrjit8
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A guy calls a horse rancher and says he's sending a friend over to look at a race horse he wants to buy.The rancher says "how will I recognize him?""Easy, he's a midget with a speech impediment"The midget shows up and the rancher asks him if he is looking for a male or female horse."A female horth"So he shows him a prized filly. "Nith lookin' horth. Can I thee her eyeth?" So the rancher picks up the midget and gets him eye to eye with the horse. Puts him down."Nith eyeth, can I thee her earzth?"The rancher picks up the little fella again and shows him the horse's ears. Puts him down."Hmm, nitrh earzth. Can I thee her mouf?"The rancher is getting impatient with having to lift the midget every time he asks a question, but he picks him up again and shows him the horse's mouth."Hmm, nith mouf, can I thee her *?"Totally pissed off at this point, the rancher grabs him under his arm and jams the midget's head as far as he can up the horse's *, pulls him out and slams him on the ground.The midget gets up, sputtering and coughing and says, "Perhapth, I should rephrathe that. Can I thee her wun awound a widdle bit?"
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