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"TOUGH TOWN"
Zuider Zee
Member Posts: 41 ✭✭
THIS TOWN IS TOUGH...
Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register.
Ice-cream trucks that play "taps".
Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales.
High school newspapers with obituary columns.
Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb.
Chapters of Jehovah's Alibiers.
Bowling alleys where most people bowl overhand.
Schools that require a sick note co-signed by a parole officer.
Christmas pageants that feature the three Wise Guys.
Advice columns with hints like how to get blood off of a chain saw.
A 911 emergency service with a two day waiting list.
"Honor students" who practice saying, "Yes/No, your honor".
Mothers who give their kids $5 every day for the holdup man.
The Girl Scouts sell nookie door to door.
Forgery 101 and Advanced Counterfeiting are required subjects.
Zee
Hotels that ask your name, address and next of kin to register.
Ice-cream trucks that play "taps".
Gun shops that have "Back to School" sales.
High school newspapers with obituary columns.
Restaurants that serve broken leg of lamb.
Chapters of Jehovah's Alibiers.
Bowling alleys where most people bowl overhand.
Schools that require a sick note co-signed by a parole officer.
Christmas pageants that feature the three Wise Guys.
Advice columns with hints like how to get blood off of a chain saw.
A 911 emergency service with a two day waiting list.
"Honor students" who practice saying, "Yes/No, your honor".
Mothers who give their kids $5 every day for the holdup man.
The Girl Scouts sell nookie door to door.
Forgery 101 and Advanced Counterfeiting are required subjects.
Zee
Comments
From: Bee
Did somebody say something about Zees ?
That tough town joke was sent to me by a friend in Bakersfield, CA (Quakersfield, from all the earthquakes there) and I'm not sure if he thinks BK is the tough town mentioned.
Zee
Abortion clinics offer to abort fetuses up to 40 years of age,
The "Bookmobile" has Gun Ports,
The Mayor has been on "Americas most Wanted" three times,
The local mortuary has more tables than the "Starbucks",
KKK has a table at the high schools "Career Day"
The police department patrol cars are 15 years old and have less than 1,000 miles on the odometers,
The high school marching band has chains on their ankles and striped uniforms.
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Did sombody say somethin` about bees?
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