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Isagenics
Mr. Perfect
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A guy I did some work for decided to pay me in part for it by giving me an Isagenics trial kit. Apparently it's a 9 day "cleanse" for your body. Anyone here try it? Looks like its marketed primarily by MLM types.
Is this stuff any good? He says he lost 10lbs as a side benefit.
Is this stuff any good? He says he lost 10lbs as a side benefit.
Some will die in hot pursuit
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
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LOL......he lost 10 pounds because anything he ate went straight through him. Stay close to a toilet. [;)]
have you tried it?
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
No......but a guy I used to work with did and said he would never do it again. He stopped halfway through the full treatment because it was interfering with day to day operations......so to speak.
good to know![:0]
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
Try something called "sonny's #7" if it still exists. That stuff left you with nothing in your system.
I went longer than 9 days though I think the 9 days is just to get you going on the right methods
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
Isagenix is a great product. I like the shakes and just about all the products. No issues here.
Just exactly what "toxins"?
Ever notice they can never say ?
Actually, they list quite a few.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
Cut off your head!
Want to lose 20 lbs. of ugly fat?
Cut off your head!
have you even seen my head?
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
Want to lose 20 lbs. of ugly fat?
Cut off your head!
have you even seen my head?
Hang on, I'll go look out the window...
2. Yes, when John Wayne died, he had umptyteen lbs of fecal matter in his system. He was also dying from cancer, and was on pain meds out the wazoo. Anybody know what affect large doses of morphine have on bowel movements?
3. Love the colon cleanse commercials on TV- so nice to see a convicted felon hawking his wares.
4. I have this bridge for sale.........
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
quote:Originally posted by Barzillia
Just exactly what "toxins"?
Ever notice they can never say ?
Actually, they list quite a few.
Please, tell me what they are.
I'm sure you can find out all you want to know here:
http://www.isagenix.com/us/en/home.dhtml
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
quote:Originally posted by mateomasfeo
Want to lose 20 lbs. of ugly fat?
Cut off your head!
have you even seen my head?
Hang on, I'll go look out the window...
and?
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
I crap enough as it is. When I die, if they find 25lbs of poop in me, it's cause i didn't have time to take my morning dump[:D]
part of the morning's three S's.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
My ex-wife is into that stuff. She's alright, we're friends, so it's not about being mean and nasty in what I have to say.
That stuff is junk!
She won't believe me because she lost weight and feels so much better. But it's basically a reduced calorie diet with a lot of low-carb / low salt / emphasize protein thinking behind it. Plus there's caffeine in some of the products. One of her pals tried to convince me it was a non-stimulant form of caffeine ...
Um, there's no such thing as de-caffeinated caffeine!
Plus the notion that you gain weight because fat forms around toxins is just plain BS.
Reduce your calories coming in below what you burn and you will lose weight. Add exercise and you will lose more. Go with an Atkins approach, which requires no special products to buy, and you can lose a bunch fast. Especially if you lift weights while you do it. You can't stay on such a diet forever, but it's a heck of a way to make a fast start.
Lose weight and you will feel much better, whatever diet you use.
First Comment on this: All Diets Work! If you stick to them ...
My ex-wife is into that stuff. She's alright, we're friends, so it's not about being mean and nasty in what I have to say.
That stuff is junk!
She won't believe me because she lost weight and feels so much better. But it's basically a reduced calorie diet with a lot of low-carb / low salt / emphasize protein thinking behind it. Plus there's caffeine in some of the products. One of her pals tried to convince me it was a non-stimulant form of caffeine ...
Um, there's no such thing as de-caffeinated caffeine!
Plus the notion that you gain weight because fat forms around toxins is just plain BS.
Reduce your calories coming in below what you burn and you will lose weight. Add exercise and you will lose more. Go with an Atkins approach, which requires no special products to buy, and you can lose a bunch fast. Especially if you lift weights while you do it. You can't stay on such a diet forever, but it's a heck of a way to make a fast start.
Lose weight and you will feel much better, whatever diet you use.
non-caffeine caffeine is a new one to me. I'm just glad I didn't pay for this stuff.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
quote:Originally posted by coltpax
I crap enough as it is. When I die, if they find 25lbs of poop in me, it's cause i didn't have time to take my morning dump[:D]
part of the morning's three S's.
Yes it is. And since it's warming up I'll start back on the shaving...but now I look like a really big 8th grader...[:D]
Maybe I can get the kids discount at the gun show..."it's a glandular problem!" lol
Just exactly what "toxins"?
Ever notice they can never say ?
Ed Zachary.
As a [prior] alcohol abuser, I'm kinda leery about just what toxins I put through my liver. The liver kicks into overtime to eliminate the toxins by introducing bile into the plumbing..and the result is that it makes you wanna crap big time!
Not for me, thanks. Joe
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
quote:Originally posted by Barzillia
quote:Originally posted by Mr. Perfect
quote:Originally posted by Barzillia
Just exactly what "toxins"?
Ever notice they can never say ?
Actually, they list quite a few.
Please, tell me what they are.
I'm sure you can find out all you want to know here:
http://www.isagenix.com/us/en/home.dhtml
It is a large website.
But I could find no such list.
Where do you see one ?
I assumed it must've been there. There was a list that came with the product and it was talked about in the video that came with it. PBAs, outgassing from plastics, chemicals in household cleansers, formaldehyde... a whole host of stuff.
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain
I'm just glad I didn't buy it! Quite a way for him to say thank you to me though.[:I]
Yeah, it was his way so saying that he thinks "you are full of bababooey".
I crap enough as it is. When I die, if they find 25lbs of poop in me, it's cause i didn't have time to take my morning dump[:D]
Thanks for sharing. [:D]
Just exactly what "toxins"?
Ever notice they can never say ?
Actually, they list quite a few.
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Please, tell me what they are.
[/quote]I'm sure you can find out all you want to know here:
http://www.isagenix.com/us/en/home.dhtml
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It is a large website.
But I could find no such list.
Where do you see one ?
[/quote]I assumed it must've been there. There was a list that came with the product and it was talked about in the video that came with it. PBAs, outgassing from plastics, chemicals in household cleansers, formaldehyde... a whole host of stuff.
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Well, it is almost a trick question.
They would not be able to say what "toxins" are actually removed, as that would make the product regulated by the FDA and they would have to prove through research that the stuff actually was capable of doing what they claim in a sideways fashion.
You will usually see a lot of talk about specific colorful things in the environment that nobody wants inside of them, and then see them start using statements that toxins can be removed with their product, leaving you to assume that those "toxins" are what was specifically listed prior.
"Toxins" is usually a bad sign when looking at "natural" food preparations, and it is not included in their claims for no reason.
Tales of huge amounts of feces being removed is not a fairy tale, as there are documented medical conditions that lead to hypoactive bowel motility.
Most folks do not have those conditions, and you would most probably know if you did.
Colon cleansing obsessions have been around for hundreds of years.
If you knew some yoga, it would never be necessary.[;)]
[/quote]I know a guy named Yogi, does that count?[:D]
And fiery auto crashes
Some will die in hot pursuit
While sifting through my ashes
Some will fall in love with life
And drink it from a fountain
That is pouring like an avalanche
Coming down the mountain