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Who Needs Memory Anyway?

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,017 ******
edited January 2002 in General Discussion
Who needs a good memory anyhow? At 85 years of age, Morris marries LouAnne, a lovely 25-year-old. Because her new husband is so old, LouAnne decides that on their wedding night, she and Morris are to have separate bedrooms. The newlywed is concerned that her new husband may overexert himself if they spend the entire night together. After the wedding festivities, LouAnne prepares herself for bed, and for the expected "knock" on the door. Sure enough, the knock comes, the door opens, and there is her 85-year-old groom, ready for action. They unite as one. All goes well, whereupon Morris takes leave of LouAnne, and she prepares to go to sleep. After a few minutes, LouAnne hears another knock on her bedroom door. It's Morris! And he's again ready for more action. Somewhat surprised, LouAnne consents to further coupling. When the newlyweds are done, Morris kisses LouAnne, bids her a fond good night, and leaves. LouAnne is set to go to sleep again. However, after a few short minutes, there is another knock at her door, and there he is again...Morris, as fresh as a 25-year-old and ready for a bit more action. And again they enjoy one another. As Morris is once again set to leave, the young bride says to him, "I am thoroughly impressed that at your age, honey, I've been with guys less than a third your age who were only good once! You're a great lover, Morris." Morris, somewhat embarrassed, turns to LouAnne and says, "You mean I was here already?"
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    RosieRosie Member Posts: 14,525 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    90 year old marries a 20 year old and a friend says to him, (seeing as how young she is don't you think your wedding night could be a little dangerious?) He replys, If she dies she dies, I'll find another one.
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    daddodaddo Member Posts: 3,408
    edited November -1
    "Might be too old to cut the mustard, but I can still lick the jar it came out of." (A neighbor of mine- 96 yrs. old)
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