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First Kiss

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
At the end of their first date, a young man takes his favorite girl home. Emboldened by the night, the he decides to try for that important first kiss. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her, "Darling, how 'bout a good night kiss?"

Horrified, she replies, "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"

"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"

"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught?"

"Oh come on, there's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"

"No way. It's just too risky!"

"Oh please, please, I like you so much!!"

"No, no, and no. I like you too, but I just can't!"

"Oh yes you can. Please?"

"No, no. I just can't."

"Pleeeeease?..."

Out of the blue, the porch light goes on, and the girl's sister
shows up in her pajamas, hair disheveled. In a sleepy voice the
sister says: "Dad says to go ahead and give him a kiss. Or I can do it. Or if need be, he'll come down himself and do it. But for crying out loud tell him to take his hand off the intercom button..."

SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net

Comments

  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    So, it's your first kiss and several questions might come to mind:
    Is it the right time?
    Is anyone watching?
    Does your partner even want to?
    Is your breath fresh?
    And... Should you use some tongue?
    Then you lean in and just go for it!!!




    not yet







    wait










    OK NOW








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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    This is the way it came to me.

    I did see a MUCH uglier version too.

    Funny how a joke is a joke is a joke, and can still be funny when clean.

    SIG pistol armorer/FFL Dealer/Full time Peace Officer, Moderator of General Discussion Board on Gunbroker. Visit www.gunbroker.com, the best gun auction site on the Net! Email davidnunn@texoma.net
  • gskyhawkgskyhawk Member Posts: 4,773
    edited November -1
    Thanks Nunn this version is just fine !! even the wife got a kick out of it
  • jastrjastr Member Posts: 463 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Good joke Nunn! This one has given me the best laugh out of all of them so far!

    lets all be responsible! shoot a criminal! Remember 0% of firearms pull there own trigger!
  • jonkjonk Member Posts: 10,121
    edited November -1
    I suppose the dirtier version must have involved the proposition of some, ahem... shall we say horizontal entertainment?

    "...hit your enemy in the belly, and kick him when he is down, and boil his prisoners in oil- if you take any- and torture his women and children. Then people will keep clear of you..." -Admiral of the Fleet Lord Fisher, speaking at the Hague Peace Conf
  • mousemouse Member Posts: 3,624
    edited November -1
    That was a really good joke! I really enjoyed it. Thanks for posting it. I love Ole and Sven jokes, too. Know any?
  • William81William81 Member Posts: 25,499 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Great Joke Nunn.....

    Not so far from the truth....25 plus years ago when my then girlfriend, now wife and I were ending a date, we were talking and smooching by the front door. Finally the porch light comes on and the
    front door flies open and my wife's father wants to know if everything is alright.

    Turns out since I was not paying close attention to where I was and I leaned on the door bell a couple of times....



    Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Liberals....
  • n4thethrilln4thethrill Member Posts: 366 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    great joke keep them coming

    you can be king or street sweeper but everyone is going to dance with the reaper
  • dobieman0690dobieman0690 Member Posts: 148 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
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