offerer, story for ya

niklasal

Hey offerer, thanks for the advice on how to deal with mail theives. Here's the story of what my roomate did when his newspaper kept getting stolen...I swear it's true...We kept getting our newspaper stolen from the front door of our apartment. Every morning, someone would come to our door, take our paper, and we'd wake up suckers. Well, one day my roomate got fed up. He woke up extra early one morning and grabbed the paper as soon as it was delivered. He promptly took it to the bathroom with him and proceeded to... put a perfectly shaped number 2 in the middle. When finished he gingerly rolled it up, put it back in the bag, and put it back in front of the door. Yeah, it stank, but it was worth every stolen paper to hear the scream from one floor down about 20 minutes later.

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NIKLASAL@hotmail.com

thesupermonkey

HAHAHHAAHAH

badboybob

Whew! Serves the jerk right.

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offeror

And there ya go...! The trick to this is to come up with sweet revenge that is, well, benign in terms of the law. Sounds like he did a fine job. Er, well, you know what I mean.