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This can't be true!

tccoxtccox Member Posts: 7,379 ✭✭
edited February 2002 in General Discussion
1. Don't imagine you can change a man...unless he's in diapers. What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. If they put a man on the moon, they should be able put them all up there. Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well...they never mature anyway. Men are all the same. They just have different faces, so that you can tell them apart. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women don't make fools of men...most of them are the do-it-yourself types. Best way to get a man to do something is to suggest they are too old for it. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you want a committed man, look in a mental hospital. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn't ask for directions. If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books. Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes...it means that you laugh at his. Sadly, all men are created equal.
Those who beat their swords into plowshares will plow for those who dont.
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  • daddodaddo Member Posts: 3,408
    edited November -1
    Thats very bias. You have been with too many "boys"- "men" are what you are looking for.
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  • thesupermonkeythesupermonkey Member Posts: 3,905 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Lesbian Feminism at it's best. Rock on Rosie O'!
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  • offerorofferor Member Posts: 8,625 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yeah, I heard one from a female friend that goes like this:Man walks up to woman in bar and lasciviously whispers in her ear, "I'll do anything you want for $20 if you can express it in three words....!"She responds:"Clean my house."My reaction was a) no man I know would say that and b) the woman has no business in a singles scene with an attitude. But it's a convenient joke for a man-hater.
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