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Heaven or Hell

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
edited September 2002 in General Discussion
This is a very good story, but the moral is the reason I'm forwarding it. I couldnt have said it better myself. Actually, it was the subject of an old Rod Serling Twilight Zone episode.


A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying
the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been
dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side
of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

When he was standing before it, he saw a magnificent gate in the
arch that looked like mother of pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold.

He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw
a man at a desk to one side. When he was close enough, he called out, "Excuse me, where are we?"

"This is Heaven, sir," the man answered.

"Wow! Would you happen to have some water?" the man asked.

"Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought
right up." The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

"Can my friend," gesturing toward his dog, "come in, too?" the
traveler asked.

"I'm sorry, sir, but we don't accept pets."

The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and
continued the way he had been going with his dog. After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road which led through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

"Excuse me!" he called to the reader. "Do you have any water?"

"Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there." The man pointed to a place that couldn't be seen from outside the gate. "Come on in."

"How about my friend here?" the traveler gestured to the dog.

"There should be a bowl by the pump."

They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old
fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it. The traveler filled the bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog. When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree waiting for them.

"What do you call this place?" the traveler asked.

"This is Heaven," was the answer.

"Well, that's confusing," the traveler said . . . "The man down the road said that was Heaven, too."

"Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope.
That's Hell."

"Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?"

"No. I can see how you might think so, but we're just happy that
they screen out the folks who'll leave their best friends behind."



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  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    anybody see the new movie constantine? ( makes you stop a actually think if there is a hell and how its going to be if you go there)

    shelly
  • nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,085 ******
    edited November -1
    A man and his dog were walking along a road. The man was enjoying the scenery, when it suddenly occurred to him that he was dead.

    He remembered dying, and that the dog walking beside him had been dead for years. He wondered where the road was leading them.

    After a while, they came to a high, white stone wall along one side of the road. It looked like fine marble. At the top of a long hill, it was broken by a tall arch that glowed in the sunlight.

    When he was standing before it he saw a magnificent gate in the arch that looked like mother-of-pearl, and the street that led to the gate looked like pure gold. He and the dog walked toward the gate, and as he got closer, he saw a man at a desk to one side.

    When he was close enough, he called out, 'Excuse me, where are we?'

    'This is Heaven, sir,' the man answered.

    'Wow! Would you happen to have some water?' the man asked.

    'Of course, sir. Come right in, and I'll have some ice water brought right up.'

    The man gestured, and the gate began to open.

    'Can my friend,' gesturing toward his dog, 'come in, too?' the traveler asked.

    'I'm sorry sir, but we don't accept pets.'

    The man thought a moment and then turned back toward the road and continued the way he had been going with his dog.

    After another long walk, and at the top of another long hill, he came to a dirt road leading through a farm gate that looked as if it had never been closed. There was no fence.

    As he approached the gate, he saw a man inside, leaning against a tree and reading a book.

    'Excuse me!' he called to the man. 'Do you have any water?'

    'Yeah, sure, there's a pump over there, come on in.'

    'How about my friend here?' the traveler gestured to the dog.

    'There should be a bowl by the pump.'

    They went through the gate, and sure enough, there was an old-fashioned hand pump with a bowl beside it.

    The traveler filled the water bowl and took a long drink himself, then he gave some to the dog.

    When they were full, he and the dog walked back toward the man who was standing by the tree.

    'What do you call this place?' the traveler asked.

    'This is Heaven,' he answered.

    'Well, that's confusing,' the traveler said. 'The man down the road said that was Heaven, too.'

    'Oh, you mean the place with the gold street and pearly gates? Nope. That's hell.'

    'Doesn't it make you mad for them to use your name like that?'

    'No, we're just happy that they screen out the folks who would leave their best friends behind.'
  • pickenuppickenup Member Posts: 22,844 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I always liked that episode.

    The gene pool needs clorine.
  • offerorofferor Member Posts: 8,625 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think I remember that one; haven't crossed its path in a long time. Very nice sentiment indeed. I hope its true.

    - Life NRA Member
    "If cowardly & dishonorable men shoot unarmed men with army guns, the evil must be prevented by the penitentiary...and not by general deprivation of constitutional privilege." - Arkansas Supreme Court, 1878
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