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Murphys day ......
Judge Dread
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AWWW ! There is nothing that to wake up in the middle of the night
with a chilly hot sun hitting like raindrops on the roof of your house , you notice something is not right but you keep on,you turn on the stove so you can watch the latest news ,as the darn cat keeps chasing the dog i have to tell my wife to flush the toilet so i can
have hot water from the air conditioner to turn on the heater and get a bucket of cold icy water to toss the cat and the dog in so I can listen to the news ,well all seems so normal ,after I drawned the cat and the dog I told my wife to dress them and put them in the fridge at 450F so they are well done and ready for breakfast ....
All seemed like a normal day ... I have to go to work ... as i started the car nothing happened , darn! forgot to feed the cow !
I just go and open the hood and it was there ,my car cow is dead !
So I had to walk a mile to get a new Diehard dell cow ,after I walked back, put the cow under the hood (It did not fit )I needed a 4 udder and not a five udder one ,well I asked my wife for the lead pipe ,and
convinced the cow to fit under the hood , well there I was on route to work on a normal day doing my quota of runovers over the road Thund! there goes a chicken,,,,Thund! there goes a dog ...Thund! there goes and old lady with a poodle ,A policewoman inmmediately stops me ,writes me a $10,000 Eustanacia bonus and lets me go on ,
AHHHH! all looked so normal , well I just parked the car pick a bale
of hay and toss it under the hood ,I did not want my cow to die on me again .....
Well I go to my office and something seemed to be out of place bush picture was no longer there ,my cranium collection was gone and in place of bush picture I saw the worst horrible vision of my life ,,,
Hillary Clinton ... President of the WORLD ,,,there I sure knew I was dreaming so I toosed myself out the window to wake up ,suddently I apear in front of the computer! ,what a nightmare ,I felt asleep reading some realy boring postings , awww ! so I decided to post this.
But darn ! I am still dreaming? or I am awake ? some postings in here are so weird! ,I am afraid I might wake up , well see you later I have to check my beer in the oven to see if it's cold yet !
This catdog sandwiches are hard to swallow....
JD
400 million cows can't be wrong ( EAT GRASS !!! )
with a chilly hot sun hitting like raindrops on the roof of your house , you notice something is not right but you keep on,you turn on the stove so you can watch the latest news ,as the darn cat keeps chasing the dog i have to tell my wife to flush the toilet so i can
have hot water from the air conditioner to turn on the heater and get a bucket of cold icy water to toss the cat and the dog in so I can listen to the news ,well all seems so normal ,after I drawned the cat and the dog I told my wife to dress them and put them in the fridge at 450F so they are well done and ready for breakfast ....
All seemed like a normal day ... I have to go to work ... as i started the car nothing happened , darn! forgot to feed the cow !
I just go and open the hood and it was there ,my car cow is dead !
So I had to walk a mile to get a new Diehard dell cow ,after I walked back, put the cow under the hood (It did not fit )I needed a 4 udder and not a five udder one ,well I asked my wife for the lead pipe ,and
convinced the cow to fit under the hood , well there I was on route to work on a normal day doing my quota of runovers over the road Thund! there goes a chicken,,,,Thund! there goes a dog ...Thund! there goes and old lady with a poodle ,A policewoman inmmediately stops me ,writes me a $10,000 Eustanacia bonus and lets me go on ,
AHHHH! all looked so normal , well I just parked the car pick a bale
of hay and toss it under the hood ,I did not want my cow to die on me again .....
Well I go to my office and something seemed to be out of place bush picture was no longer there ,my cranium collection was gone and in place of bush picture I saw the worst horrible vision of my life ,,,
Hillary Clinton ... President of the WORLD ,,,there I sure knew I was dreaming so I toosed myself out the window to wake up ,suddently I apear in front of the computer! ,what a nightmare ,I felt asleep reading some realy boring postings , awww ! so I decided to post this.
But darn ! I am still dreaming? or I am awake ? some postings in here are so weird! ,I am afraid I might wake up , well see you later I have to check my beer in the oven to see if it's cold yet !
This catdog sandwiches are hard to swallow....
JD
400 million cows can't be wrong ( EAT GRASS !!! )
Comments
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I bet you almost made it to the psycho region .....maybe a little suicidal ,,,
HARRRR HARRRRR HARRRRR !
400 million cows can't be wrong ( EAT GRASS !!! )
There are no bad guns, only bad people.
Come on now, You know you Laughed when you clicked on the Link.
Remember...Terrorist are attacking Civilians; Not the Government. Protect Yourself!
NRA Lifetime Benefactor Member.
Come on now, You know you Laughed when you clicked on the Link.
Definitely it was quite original but a follow up was needed, that way
you can crack out realy good (You may end pi$$ing the computer chair and keyboard) .....how that is called...????
Emotional response incontinency ....Got pampers ????
JD
400 million cows can't be wrong ( EAT GRASS !!! )
If I knew then, what I know now.
"It was like that when I got here".