The Indian & The Talking Animals

Jungle Jim

While riding one day, a cowboy met an Indian riding along with a dog and a sheep and he began a conversation.
Cowboy: "Hey, nice dog you got there. Mind if I speak to him?

Indian: "Dog no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey dog, how's it going?"

Dog: "Doin' alright."

Indian: Look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this Indian your owner?" Pointing at the Indian.

Dog: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Dog: Real good. He walks me twice a day, feeds me great food, and takes me to the lake once a week to play."

Indian: Look of disbelief.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your horse?"

Indian: "Horse no talk."

Cowboy: "Hey horse, how's it going?"

Horse: "Good."

Indian: Extreme look of shock.

Cowboy: "Is this your owner?" Pointing at the Indian.

Horse: "Yep."

Cowboy: "How does he treat you?"

Horse: "Pretty good, thanks for asking. He rides me regularly, brushes me down often, and keeps me in a shed to protect me."

Indian: Complete look of utter amazement.

Cowboy: "Mind if I talk to your sheep?"

Indian: "Sheep liar."

Jim


"De Oppresso Liber"

hunter280man

O-O-O-K-A-A-Y Jus my D-a-a-a-d.

Though I was born to royalty, I was snatched at birth, so treat me as the noble I am!!!

n/a

Now thaaaaaaats a good one.

Lt the amused!

"We become what we habitually do. If we act rightly, we become upright men. If we habitually act wrongly, or weakly, we become weak and corrupt" - *ARISTOTLE*

**Like Grandad used to say--"It'll feel better when it quits hurtin"

airborne

Will definitely be tellling that one, great joke.

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