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Lone Ranger

Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
edited April 2002 in General Discussion
The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party. The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse." Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger. The Lone Ranger whispers in Silver's ear and the horse gallops away. Later that evening, Silver returns with a beautiful blonde woman on his back. As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed. "You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?" The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse. Silver is brought to him and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon. Later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns. This time, with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde. She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed. "You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?" The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, alone this time." The Chief is curious, but he agrees and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent. Once they're alone. The Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him square in the eye and says, "Now listen very carefully, one more time! I need a posse! P - O - S - S - E !!!"

Comments

  • 4wheeler4wheeler Member Posts: 3,441
    edited November -1
    that is funny i believe i would have hoped trigger would miss-understood again what a way to go ha!ha!!!!!!!!!
  • Hans GrueberHans Grueber Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Yeah, how dare he repremand his horse for doin' that!!
  • EVILDR235EVILDR235 Member Posts: 4,398 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    I was just sitting here tonight watching old Roy Rogers,and Lone Ranger movies instead of that oscars crap.I am always amazed how the coyboys hold their guns over the top of the horses head when they shoot.Ouch,do that again,and im gonna toss your butt in the dirt.years ago they has a Lone Ranger spoof in mad magazine.Seems the indians caught the Lone Ranger,and Tonto.Indian chief says to the Lone Ranger we are going to burn you alive.Ranger looks over at Tonto and says,well old friend it looks like we are going to die.Tonto replys with,what do you mean we paleface? Dr.Evil
  • airborneairborne Member Posts: 1,728 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    One of the best ones in a long time. Never heard that one before. Thanks for the humor.

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