Wish this was true!

Otoman

Just got this e-mail form my cousin, wanted to share it with you.AFGHANISTAN CRUISE.....We at Carnival Cruise Lines didn't forget that a lot of entertainers had promised to leave the country if George W. Bush became President. With that in mind we a Special offer for those who want to keep their promise! Attention: Would Alec Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Feffin, Barbara Streisand, Pierre Salinger, Robert Altman, and anyone else who made that promise please dispose of all U.S. assets and report to Florida for the sailing of the Funship Cruise, "Elation" which has been commissioned to take you to your new vacation homes in Afghanistan. You may opt to be dropped off in Somalia or Iraq. The Forida Supreme Court wil sponsor a Farewell Parade in you honor through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your cruise. Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years and you should consider the posibility of eight years. Note: Since you advocate strict Gun control, you may not bring any.Staffing your voyage is Bill Clinton as captain, Al Gore as cruise director, Monica Lewinsky as recreation director, Ted Kennedy as lifeguard and emergency procedures director. Rev. Jessee Jackson as spiritual advisor and marriage counselor, and Congressman Gary Condit as intern coordinator.If you have any questions about making arrangements for your homes, friends and loved ones, please direct your comments to Senator Hillary who can watch over all your money and your furnishings until you return.Bon Voyage!!!(Is this a great country or what)

pikeal1

thats great. My ex-girlfriend works for carnival..she didn't tell me about this.

poolshot

If Rosie O'Donnell is going I hope it's a big ship.

Otoman

Yes Rosie is going & they didn't mention it, but rumor has it that Janet Reno is going to be her roommate....wink wink

songdog

HAs anyone seen the movie FREEWILLIE or FREEWILLIE 2?songdog

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daddo

This is "Aliaba Kaba Abduaaal"! "We do not want them in our country"! Send them to Our enemies country-anywhere but here!!

Boomerang

This is too funny!!!Boomer

sodbuster

If Rosie O Donnel go's they will need to have a freighter full of food follow the cruise ship to supply her appetite,,,,and supply the rest of the passengers with ear plugs to get protection from her BIG FAT MOUTH !!!"Attention passengers,,this is the Captain speaking,,would somebody please tell Rosie to move to the center of the ship,,?? we are taking on water,,!!" [This message has been edited by sodbuster (edited 03-09-2002).]