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Cohones de Toro
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Cohones de Toro...
> A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
> drinking and
> roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
> sizzling,
> scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
>
> Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
> He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
>
> The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
> bull's
> testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
>
> The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
> vacation
> down here! Bring me an order!"
>
> The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per
> day
> because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
> tomorrow
> and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"!
>
> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
> evening
> he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
>
> After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he
> called to the
> waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
> than the
> ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
>
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes
> the bull
> wins."
>
>
>
>
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target!
> A big Texan cowboy stopped at a local restaurant following a day of
> drinking and
> roaming around in Mexico. While sipping his tequila, he noticed a
> sizzling,
> scrumptious looking platter being served at the next table.
>
> Not only did it look good, the smell was wonderful.
> He asked the waiter, "What is that you just served?"
>
> The waiter replied, "Ah senor, you have excellent taste! Those are
> bull's
> testicles from the bull fight this morning. A delicacy!"
>
> The cowboy, though momentarily daunted, said, "What the heck, I'm on
> vacation
> down here! Bring me an order!"
>
> The waiter replied, "I am so sorry senor. There is only one serving per
> day
> because there is only one bull fight each morning. If you come early
> tomorrow
> and place your order, we will be sure to save you this delicacy"!
>
> The next morning, the cowboy returned, placed his order, and then that
> evening
> he was served the one and only special delicacy of the day.
>
> After a few bites, and inspecting the contents of his platter, he
> called to the
> waiter and said, "These are delicious, but they are much, much smaller
> than the
> ones I saw you serve yesterday!"
>
> The waiter shrugged his shoulders and replied, "Si, Senor. Sometimes
> the bull
> wins."
>
>
>
>
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target!
Comments
The Almighty Himself Entrusted the Future of All Living Creatures to a Wooden Boat.- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -"Audemus jura nostra defendere"
Testiculos de toro (Testicles of bull).....
But in mexical follore definitely you need to have cojones to eat bulls cojones ....
Cheap substitute for viagra....
Were is the vomit bucket ?
Burrppppwarrrggttt...!! drip! drip!
JD
400 million cows can't be wrong ( EAT GRASS !!! )
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target!
if your going to be a savage, be a headhunter
Un baston de verga de toro ......
as a trip memento....
JD
400 million cows can't be wrong ( EAT GRASS !!! )
Gun Control is Hitting Your Target!
Mountain Oysters are "soul food" in my neck of the woods.
If you are going to eat them for the first time,,,don't watch 'em being prepared.
Lamb fries are best in my opinion.
They are not eaten daily,,just on special get togethers.
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OOOPS,,,,sorry I need to proof read!!
"Just my opinion."
Edited by - sodbuster on 09/23/2002 22:07:00
Yea boy, once I cut 50 big holstein bull calves. The kid that helped me asked if he could bring his horse over and get him gelded while the vet was there. I told him sure and we did. That was quite a rodeo before we got that project completed. We gave the horse parts to the dogs and saved the calf fries for a neighborhood picnic. We told everybody that we saved the horse fries and they were going to have to pick them out themselves. Kind of made for an interesting evening.
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To the stars through difficulties
LOL,,Thanks,,started the day with a GOOD LAUGH.
"Just my opinion."