Musical joke

savage170

The summer band class was just getting under way when a large insect flew into the room. The Sixth Graders, eager to play their shiny new instruments, tried to ignore the buzzing intruder, but eventually one student, Tommy, could stand it no longer. He rolled up his music book and swatted the insect, then he stomped on it to ensure its demise.

"Is it a bee?" another student asked.

"Nope," Tommy replied. "Bee flat."

savage170

Ole bought Lena a piano for her birthday. A few weeks later, Lars
inquired how she was doing with it.
'Oh,' said Ole, 'I persvaded her to svitch to a clarinet.' 'How come?'
asked Lars.
'Vell,' Ole answered, 'because vith a clarinet, she can't sing.

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savage170

On their honeymoon trip they were nearing Minneapolis when Ole put his hand on Lena 's knee. Giggling, Lena said, 'Ole, you can go farther dan dat if you vant to.
So Ole drove to Duluth.

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montanajoe

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AzAfshin

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Horse Plains Drifter

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He Dog

The Minnesota version of Boudreaux jokes. [:D][:p]

remingtonoaks

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glyn

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Wild Turkey

quote:Originally posted by He Dog
The Minnesota version of Boudreaux jokes. [:D][:p]


Or the classic "Aggie" joke from the good 'ol days[:D]

armilite

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