Texting

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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on
their cell phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband
was more of a no-nonsense guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She
decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:

"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing,
send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are
drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears.
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:
"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."

dav1965

[:D][:D]

Oakie

[:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D]Lmfao That is so me and my wife[;)]

MrGunz22

[:D][:D][:D]

montanajoe

[:D][:D][:D]

armilite

[:D][:D]