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New Age Signs... funnies.

retroxler58retroxler58 Member Posts: 32,693 ✭✭✭
edited August 2017 in General Discussion
Sign at the check out counter...

NO SENIOR CITIZEN DISCOUNTS
(you have had twice as long to get the money)

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Sign at the Corner Cafe...

NO we do not have WI-FI
Talk to each other!

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Entrance to a retail establishment...

PUSH - If that doesn't work, then
PULL - If that doesn't work, then
WE MUST BE CLOSED.

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Marque at the local launderette...

TEACH YOUR KIDS ABOUT TAXES
MAKE THEM BUY THEIR OWN ICECREAM
THEN EAT 30 PERCENT OF IT

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Side Walk Bistro advertisement...

TODAYS OFFER
Buy ANY 2 drinks & pay for them both....

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Lighted sign outside of a bar...

ALCOHOL MAY NOT
SOLVE YOUR PROBLEMS
BUT NEITHER WILL
WATER OR MILK

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On the store counter sets a Large Glass Jar of Pickled eggs...

BONELESS CHICKEN 35?/each

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