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Hit a dog this morning...........(joke)
44pinshooter
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Wife and I were going to town this morning.
A dog ran out in front of my truck.
Clipped him in the rear, tearing off a piece of his tail.
I grabbed him and got into the truck and told my wife to drive to our vet's.
She drove right to Wal-Mart. I said what the hell are we doing here?!?!?!
Well, she said, Wal-Mart is the worlds largest re-tailer..........
A dog ran out in front of my truck.
Clipped him in the rear, tearing off a piece of his tail.
I grabbed him and got into the truck and told my wife to drive to our vet's.
She drove right to Wal-Mart. I said what the hell are we doing here?!?!?!
Well, she said, Wal-Mart is the worlds largest re-tailer..........
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I was driving along, minding my own business, like I do.
I pull up to a stop sign, and there was a lady walking a cat on a leash. The cat kinda freaks out, bouncing around on the leash.
Well, I roll a tire on the end of it's tail. Cat really freaks out, the last 6 inches of fur and skin peels off the tail, cat goes running up a tree.
I move my car, grab the tail. I then proceeded to climb the tree to retrieve the cat, which proceeds to scratch the heck out of me.
I thought a little, and grabbed a roll of duct tape, slid the tail piece back on.
That's when officer Fife pulls up, and asked me what I was doing.
I explained the story to him, and he put me in cuffs.
I asked, "what did I do?"
His response was, "Boy, don't you know it's against the law to retail * on the side of the road?"
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