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I saw a buddy at the beach today. His G friend

fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
edited March 2015 in General Discussion
is Russian..
He introduced her to me as "Vladamera Putentang"! [8D]
I laughed my * off!!
She's nice tho and very good looking.[;)]
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  • OakieOakie Member Posts: 40,565 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    [:D][:D][:D][:D][:D][:D] Bet if she was fluent in English, he would be getting any tonight or for quite a while[:X][B)][:D][:D][:D]
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  • woodshed87woodshed87 Member Posts: 23,478 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    sounds Like a Nice enough Girl[^]
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  • fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    She had no idea what he meant by it.She just smiled and kept nodding "yes"..
    She told me "hello Mr. Jeff" and shook my hand vigorously.
    I told Ray that in 6 mo. she'll wanna get married...lol[;)]
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  • Ditch-RunnerDitch-Runner Member Posts: 25,374 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    here is what comes to mind [:D]

    from-russia_3_65_a.jpg
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  • bigcitybillbigcitybill Member Posts: 4,913 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Pffft...6 months?

    She's probably already
    having invitations printed.
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  • Dads3040Dads3040 Member Posts: 13,552 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    She likely has her divorce papers started.

    A friend of mine ignored everyone's advice and married one of them.

    She now has his money and property, and he has a pretty crappy apartment.
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  • fishkiller41fishkiller41 Member Posts: 50,608
    edited November -1
    Ray started a line of Surfer cloths for kids about 18 years ago and has done very well for himself.
    He's no dummy and will handle this accordingly,I'm sure. Still,When he introduced her,I LOST IT!!![:D]
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  • fordsixfordsix Member Posts: 8,554 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    russian girls are [}:)][^]
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  • CaptFunCaptFun Member Posts: 16,678 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    High school buddy of is married to one, but he met her when he was working in Vladivostok. Do not drink vodka with that girl. she is a professional.
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  • pulsarncpulsarnc Member Posts: 6,559 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Buddy of mine did the mail order dating /bride thing years back [pre internet ] and married a russian girl withg 2 kids . Stayed married long enough for all 2 to gain citezen ship Now he is divorced had to move into a different house and is several hundreds of thousands of dollars poorer
    cry Havoc and let slip  the dogs of war..... 
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  • montanajoemontanajoe Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 60,237 ******
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by woodshed87
    sounds Like a Nice enough Girl[^]
    +1,,,[;)][;)][:D][:D][:D]
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  • MBKMBK Member Posts: 2,918 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    The "mobile mechanic" who serviced my boat married a Russian girl about 1998. He took the trips and met several women, brought her back.

    She was a dentist in Russia, but could only work as a DH in Washington. She was quite nice looking, and pleasant. They stayed together until his death for alcoholism....actually they split about a year earlier, but perhaps didn't divorce. He was a good mechanic, and we actually did three business deals together.....boats and mobile homes.

    So, he had about 9 years with her, and I am sure the split was his fault for drinking.

    This man was quite short, was not hansom, and had a squeaky voice.

    He was pretty lucky to have such a nice woman for a wife.

    http://www.legacy.com/obituaries/skagitvalleyherald/obituary.aspx?n=timothy-eugene-mills-tim&pid=107701976
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  • dreherdreher Member Posts: 8,891 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have been married almost 17 years to a Russian woman that is even nicer than she is good looking, and I'm here to tell you she is HOT!!

    There is absolutely NO WAY I would say what that guy said , even joking, as I value my life way to much!!

    Russian women are special. Often special in ways of the world, knowing how to play a man, getting his money AND a green card.

    I am being very honest. My wife is the only good woman I have ever met coming out of Russia. All the other Russian women I have met are money grubbing ho's. I'm sure there are other good Russian women but as I said, I haven't met one personally.

    I am living proof of the old adage about even a blind hog can occasionally root up an acorn![:D] THANK YOU LORD!!!
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  • shilowarshilowar Member Posts: 38,811 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    She had no idea what he meant by it.She just smiled and kept nodding "yes"..
    She told me "hello Mr. Jeff" and shook my hand vigorously.
    I told Ray that in 6 mo. she'll wanna get married...lol[;)]


    And I bet she is giving him quite the incentive to get married too [^]
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  • babunbabun Member Posts: 11,038 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by shilowar
    quote:Originally posted by fishkiller41
    She had no idea what he meant by it.She just smiled and kept nodding "yes"..
    She told me "hello Mr. Jeff" and shook my hand vigorously.
    I told Ray that in 6 mo. she'll wanna get married...lol[;)]


    And I bet she is giving him quite the incentive to get married too [^]


    And she knew exactly what was said too!

    But it would do her no profit or good to say anything at THAT time.

    The Russians and the Israelis have the uncommon ability to look at everything that happens, and think what effect it will have on them in later times.

    That's why they are among the best chess players in the world....they
    know the moves for the next 12 plays.[:0]
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  • claysclays Member Posts: 1,928 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Friend of my married a Russian woman

    I asked, "why in the world would you marry a Russian"?

    He replied, "I heard the Russians were coming, I might as well pick the one I want".
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  • armilitearmilite Member Posts: 35,490 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    All the more reason to go to asiandate.com.[:D][:D]
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