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wedding joke
savage170
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The bride was escorted down the aisle and when she reached the altar, the groom was standing there with his golf bag and clubs at his side..
She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
She said: "What are your golf clubs doing here?"
He looked her right in the eye and said, "This isn't going to take all day, is it?"
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The moment of utter silence was broken by a beautiful young woman carrying an infant.
She started walking toward the pastor slowly. Everything quickly turned to chaos.
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The bride slapped the groom.? The groom's mother fainted.
The groomsmen started giving each other looks and wondering how best to help save the situation.
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The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?
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The woman replied, "We can't hear in the back."
"You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say may be held against you. You have the right to have an attorney present. You may kiss the bride."
The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Oh God! When he told me he'd been saving up for 75 years, I thought he meant his money!!"