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Charity joke
savage170
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A bum asked a man on the street for $5.
?Will you buy booze?? the man asked, to which the bum replies, ?No.?
?Will you gamble it away??
Once again the bum replied, ?No.?
?Will you go to a dance?? asked the man.
?No, I don?t dance,? the bum answered.
?Will you make bets on the golf course??
Once again, the bum replies ?No, I don?t play golf either.?
Finally, the man asked while pulling the money from his wallet, ?Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn?t drink, gamble, dance or play golf.?
?Will you buy booze?? the man asked, to which the bum replies, ?No.?
?Will you gamble it away??
Once again the bum replied, ?No.?
?Will you go to a dance?? asked the man.
?No, I don?t dance,? the bum answered.
?Will you make bets on the golf course??
Once again, the bum replies ?No, I don?t play golf either.?
Finally, the man asked while pulling the money from his wallet, ?Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn?t drink, gamble, dance or play golf.?
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