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will I live to be 80

bullshotbullshot Member Posts: 14,721 ✭✭✭✭
edited May 2017 in General Discussion
I recently picked a new primary care doctor. After two visits and
exhaustive Lab tests,

she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I am well past Seventy).

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her,
'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'

She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'

'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'

'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very
unhealthy!'

'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating,
sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'

'No, I don't,' I said.

She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'

'No,' I said...

She looked at me and said, 'Then, why do you even care?'
"Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you"

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