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BAD AMERICAN POST, GEORGE CARLIN??
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this was posted on the bulliten board at the station, don't know for sure if it was really written by george carlin. some liked it, some did not.
I Am Your Worst Nightmare.
I am a BAD American.
I am George Carlin.
I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give
it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I believe that if you are
selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child,
it takes two parents.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always
part of the problem and not the solution.
I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex
for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United
States.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are
footing the bill to put your pansy * through 4-7 years of college, you
haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just
leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't
use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn,
Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those
experts now, when I am freezing my * through a long winter? I've never
owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert
after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches, or been
persecuted by the Turks,
and neither have you, so shut up already.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry * if you're
running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your * over if
you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if
you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding
who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next
four years.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing,
your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus
until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect
food.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe
otherwise. If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
American.
If you too are a BAD American please share by copying and pasting this to
everyone you know.
We need our Country back!
I Am Your Worst Nightmare.
I am a BAD American.
I am George Carlin.
I like big cars, big hooters, and big paychecks.
I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
midlevel governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to give
it away to crack addicts squirting out babies. I believe that if you are
selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it in English.
I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way.
I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child,
it takes two parents.
I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.
I want to know which church is it exactly where the Reverend Jesse
Jackson preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always
part of the problem and not the solution.
I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is sex
for both of you. This even applies when you are President of the United
States.
I think that being a student doesn't give you any more
enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are
footing the bill to put your pansy * through 4-7 years of college, you
haven't begun to be enlightened.
I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods, just
leave the rest of us out of it. This also applies to sexuality.
I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.
I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized. I don't
use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for unpopular
opinions or actions.
I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
My heroes are John Wayne, the Simpsons, and whoever canceled Dr. Quinn,
Medicine Woman.
I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those
experts now, when I am freezing my * through a long winter? I've never
owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years in the desert
after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any witches, or been
persecuted by the Turks,
and neither have you, so shut up already.
I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry * if you're
running from them.
I also think they have the right to pull your * over if
you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are. I think if
you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding
who should be running the most powerful nation of the world for the next
four years.
I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing,
your license should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus
until you promise to never delay the rest of us again.
I think beef jerky could quite possibly be the perfect
food.
I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please don't
pretend they are a political statement.
I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.
I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how
desperately the mainstream media would like the world to believe
otherwise. If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD
American.
If you too are a BAD American please share by copying and pasting this to
everyone you know.
We need our Country back!
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