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You Might Be A Police Dispatcher IF...

nunnnunn Forums Admins, Member, Moderator Posts: 36,078 ******
edited February 2002 in General Discussion
You might be a dispatcher if...* You answer your home phone, "911. State your emergency."* The statement, "No, I don't know him, he's my baby's daddy," makes perfect sense to you.* Adult police officers not related to you refer to you as "Mom."* You see nothing wrong with eating a cheeseburger and fries or a pizza at 3:00 a.m.* Your bladder has the storage capacity of an oil tanker.* You believe the statement, "It sure is quiet!" will bring the wrath of God down upon you.* You have spent time explaining to a police officer the difference between a dispatcher and a personal assistant.* You spend a large portion of your time explaining the difference between a police department and a cab service.* You live in fear of full moons.* It's midnight and you know where everyone's kids are.* You respond faster to the name, "Dispatch," or "Radio," than to your own name.* The media call you for breaking news stories.* You find yourself talking to friends and family in signals and codes.* You hear more alien invasion/abduction stories than Mulder and Scully of the X-Files.* Your idea of an exciting time is an armed robbery resulting in a high-speed chase.* You can talk on the phone, listen to the radio, type a request into the computer and tell the citizen at the window to, "Wait a minute," all at the same time without missing anything.
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  • will270winwill270win Member Posts: 4,845
    edited November -1
    That's a good one! My mom will love it.
    If you can't fix it with a hammer, take it to a mechanic. will270win@aol.com ~Secret Select Society Of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets~
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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    NUNN; You have way to much time on your hands.
    Remember...Terrorist are attacking Civilians; Not the Government. Protect Yourself!
    Keep your Powder dry and your Musket well oiled.
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