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Three men in a boat

RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
edited June 2002 in General Discussion
Three men went fishing one day. They had four cigarettes but no matches.

How did they get their cigarettes Lit?

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  • KnifecollectorKnifecollector Member Posts: 3,267 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Cigarette lighter?
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  • ccasey612ccasey612 Member Posts: 901 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    good answer.

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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They didn't have a cigarette lighter or blow torch or any other heat producing instrument.

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  • Jody CommanderJody Commander Member Posts: 855 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Short out two electric eels causing discharge of sparks?
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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    They were in a Fresh Water Lake.

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  • muleymuley Member Posts: 1,583 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    It was time for them to quit anyway.

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  • 4GodandCountry4GodandCountry Member Posts: 3,968
    edited November -1
    They bent Billybobs glasses up to make a magnifying glass.

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  • sodbustersodbuster Member Posts: 2,305 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    um,,turned on the keys? Pretty fast boats to be fishin in though!

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  • cbxjeffcbxjeff Member Posts: 17,642 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    How about just asking the guy on the bar stool next to them to light one for them. Going fishing doesn't necessarily mean that they were on the water alone yet.

    OK, I'm struggling (or should I say "fishing") here.

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  • concealedG36concealedG36 Member Posts: 3,566 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    The fourth cigarette was already lit, they used it to start the others?



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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Back to the Top

    I'll give you to 6:00pm to come up with the right answer.
    This joke was told to me 40 years ago.

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    Edited by - RugerNiner on 06/27/2002 16:00:52
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  • kbbanditkbbandit Member Posts: 152 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    they didn't smoke they just drank beer.......cigs are a nasty habbit anyhow......better off just drinking.

    bandit

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  • whiteclouderwhiteclouder Member Posts: 10,574 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hate to do it to you ruger,

    They threw one cigarette overboard, making the boat a cigarette lighter.

    Clouder..
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  • kbbanditkbbandit Member Posts: 152 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    i like my answer better

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  • RugerNinerRugerNiner Member Posts: 12,636 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Congratulations whiteclouder.
    I didn't know you were typing the answer at the same time I was. You beat me by three minutes. I thought someone would have gotten this long ago.

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