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Just a Wee bit of humor...
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" D I A R Y O F A D E E R H U N T "
T I M E / A C T I V I T Y
0100 Alarm goes off and scares HELL out of you
0200 Hunting partner arrives-dragging me from bed.
0230 Throw everything in truck execpt kitchen sink.
0300 Leave for DEEP DEEP woods.
0315 Drive back home to pick up gun.
0330 Drive like hell to get to woods before dawn.
0400 Set up camp-- Forgot the tent.
0430 Head for the woods.
0605 See 8 deer walking slowly.
0606 Take aim and very gently squeeze trigger.
0607 "CLICK"..... goes the gun.
0608 Load gun while seeing dear run fast overhill.
0800 Head back to camp.
0900 Still looking for camp.
1000 Realize I don't know where camp is.
N O O N Fire gun for help.-- Eat wild berries,, Good.
1215 Run out of bullets... 8 deer return.
1220 Very strange feeling in stomach.
1230 Realize berries were poison.
1245 RESCUED.
1255 Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped.
1500 Arrive back at camp.
1530 Leave to kill deer.
1600 Return to camp for bullets.
1601 Load gun -- Leave camp again.
1709 Empty gun on squirrel that kept bugging me.
1800 Arrive at camp -- see deer grazing in camp.
1801 Load gun.
1802 Fire gun.
1803 One dead pick-up truck.
1805 Hunting partner arrives in camp dragging deer.
1806 Repress desire to shoot hunting partner.
1807 Fall into fire.
1810 Change clothes-Throw burned clothes into fire.
1815 Take truck - Leave hunting partner and deer in camp.
1825 Pick-up boils over, hole in block.
1826 Start walking.
1830 Stumble and fall, drop gun in mud.
1835 Meet BIG bear.
1836 Take careful aim at bear.
1837 Fire gun - blow up barrel- plugged with mud.
1838 Mess pants and climb a nearby oak tree.
2100 Bear finally leaves, wrap gun around big tree.
M I D N I G H T Home at last................
NEXT DAY Watch football game on television while slowly tearing up hunting license into VERY small pieces - placing into envelope to mail to Game Department next day with VERY detailed instructions on where to place pieces.
T I M E / A C T I V I T Y
0100 Alarm goes off and scares HELL out of you
0200 Hunting partner arrives-dragging me from bed.
0230 Throw everything in truck execpt kitchen sink.
0300 Leave for DEEP DEEP woods.
0315 Drive back home to pick up gun.
0330 Drive like hell to get to woods before dawn.
0400 Set up camp-- Forgot the tent.
0430 Head for the woods.
0605 See 8 deer walking slowly.
0606 Take aim and very gently squeeze trigger.
0607 "CLICK"..... goes the gun.
0608 Load gun while seeing dear run fast overhill.
0800 Head back to camp.
0900 Still looking for camp.
1000 Realize I don't know where camp is.
N O O N Fire gun for help.-- Eat wild berries,, Good.
1215 Run out of bullets... 8 deer return.
1220 Very strange feeling in stomach.
1230 Realize berries were poison.
1245 RESCUED.
1255 Rushed to hospital to have stomach pumped.
1500 Arrive back at camp.
1530 Leave to kill deer.
1600 Return to camp for bullets.
1601 Load gun -- Leave camp again.
1709 Empty gun on squirrel that kept bugging me.
1800 Arrive at camp -- see deer grazing in camp.
1801 Load gun.
1802 Fire gun.
1803 One dead pick-up truck.
1805 Hunting partner arrives in camp dragging deer.
1806 Repress desire to shoot hunting partner.
1807 Fall into fire.
1810 Change clothes-Throw burned clothes into fire.
1815 Take truck - Leave hunting partner and deer in camp.
1825 Pick-up boils over, hole in block.
1826 Start walking.
1830 Stumble and fall, drop gun in mud.
1835 Meet BIG bear.
1836 Take careful aim at bear.
1837 Fire gun - blow up barrel- plugged with mud.
1838 Mess pants and climb a nearby oak tree.
2100 Bear finally leaves, wrap gun around big tree.
M I D N I G H T Home at last................
NEXT DAY Watch football game on television while slowly tearing up hunting license into VERY small pieces - placing into envelope to mail to Game Department next day with VERY detailed instructions on where to place pieces.
Comments
When can I have it back?
Nil Illegitimus Carborundum
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We Live in a World of Give And Take, But A Lot Of People Won't Give What it Takes.
you can be king or street sweeper but everyone is going to dance with the reaper
Edited by - n4thethrill on 06/13/2002 23:15:54