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this eligable for the darwin award?

joshmb1982joshmb1982 Member Posts: 8,228 ✭✭
edited November 2008 in General Discussion
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/1075045/ college prank gone wrong
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  • KSUmarksmanKSUmarksman Member Posts: 10,705 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    nope, still alive...but give the bonehead time, he'll either sprout a few braincells or get killed off
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  • dakotashooter2dakotashooter2 Member Posts: 6,186
    edited November -1
    Which brings up and interesting question. After 100s of thousands of years how is it that mankind (via darwinism) has not purified himself of this type)????
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  • dan kellydan kelly Member Posts: 9,799
    edited November -1
    er if the idiot tried it "just one more time..to see if it can be done"...we have a word for people like him...wanker!
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  • p3skykingp3skyking Member Posts: 23,916 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    quote:Originally posted by dakotashooter2
    Which brings up and interesting question. After 100s of thousands of years how is it that mankind (via darwinism) has not purified himself of this type)????


    It goes back a long time. When hominids first banded together to form social groups, the * gene was just about extinct. The biggest ape was made the boss because, well, he was the biggest. Everyone knows big apes are stupid and depend on their size to survive whereas smaller apes must depend upon wit and intelligence to survive.

    The big, stupid apes were in charge and didn't want anyone messing with their stupid offspring who weren't big apes yet, they made rules which as you will see later, became laws.

    Since the biggest apes took whatever females they wanted, the single stupid gene carrier passed it on to many offspring.

    When the apes lost most of their hair and writing was developed, the laws were written and passed down although no one really remembered how they originated because the stupid gene had run amok. It's still running amok to this day.

    Every time you read a label on an iron that says; "DO NOT IRON CLOTHING WHILE WEARING", that is a "required by law" label to protect the stupid. Another law that protects the stupid is the one that you can't murder anyone.

    There was a brief respite during 1800 and 1900 in North America when the Indians would gladly kill the stupid anywhere they could and America grew by almost 200%. Sadly that all changed so that now the stupid must wander into Harlem or Watts to be killed.

    For awhile, road rage wasn't illegal and many stupid were dispatched this way, but yep, you guessed it. Laws were passed against it.
    Just remember that all laws are made for the benefit of the stupid and that's that. [;)]
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  • asphalt cowboyasphalt cowboy Member Posts: 8,904 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Go figure. Out of all those millions of little sperm, That was the one most fit to survive.
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  • bhale187bhale187 Member Posts: 7,798
    edited November -1
    great friends, 2 just stand there, and 1 takes off running.
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  • glynglyn Member Posts: 5,698 ✭✭
    edited November -1
    Come on Dan you know thats a rude word.
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