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going to breakfast joke
savage170
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A couple were going out to breakfast The woman comes out of the bedroom and says to her husband, "Darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or this St. John?"
"Whichever you want", he replied.
The woman comes out of the bedroom again and says to her husband, "Darling, shall I wear my Cartier watch or my Rolex?"
"Whatever you think looks best," says the husband.
The woman comes out of the bedroom yet again and says to her husband, "Darling, shall I wear my 5 carat pear or my 6 caret round diamond?"
"Either one", he says, "but if you don't finish soon, we're going to miss the early bird special."
"Whichever you want", he replied.
The woman comes out of the bedroom again and says to her husband, "Darling, shall I wear my Cartier watch or my Rolex?"
"Whatever you think looks best," says the husband.
The woman comes out of the bedroom yet again and says to her husband, "Darling, shall I wear my 5 carat pear or my 6 caret round diamond?"
"Either one", he says, "but if you don't finish soon, we're going to miss the early bird special."
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