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Glasses???? - Joke

AdamsQuailHunterAdamsQuailHunter Member Posts: 2,022 ✭✭✭✭
edited August 2017 in General Discussion
Yesterday my daughter e-mailed me again, asking why I didn't do something useful with my time. ?Like, me sitting around the pool and drinking wine is not a good thing?? I asked. My "doing-something-useful" seems to be her favorite topic of conversation.


She was "only thinking of me", she said and suggested that I go down to the Senior Center and join something. I did this and when I got home last night, I decided to play a prank on her. I e-mailed her and told her that I had joined a Parachute Club.


She replied, "Mother, are you nuts? You are 78 years old and now you're going to start jumping out of airplanes?? I told her that I even got a Membership Card and e-mailed a copy to her.


She immediately telephoned me and yelled, "Good grief, Mom, where are your glasses?! This is a Membership to a Prostitute Club, not a Parachute Club.?


I calmly replied, "Oh my, I think I'm in real trouble then, because I signed up for five jumps a week!!?


The line went quiet and her friend picked up the phone and said that my daughter had fainted.


Life as a Senior Citizen is not getting any easier, but sometimes it can be real fun. Just because you're "Young" doesn't mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer"


Remember: Don't mess with old people. We don't like being old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick us off.

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