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season tickets joke

savage170savage170 Member Posts: 37,572 ✭✭✭✭
edited May 2017 in General Discussion
Sarah was reading a newspaper, while her husband was engrossed in a magazine.
Suddenly, she burst out laughing.

"Listen to this," she said. "There's a classified ad here where a guy is offering to swap
his wife for a Falcon's season ticket ."

"Hmmm," her husband said, not looking up from his magazine.

Teasing him, Sarah said, "Would you swap me for a season ticket?"

"Absolutely not," he said.

"How sweet, darling " Sarah said. "Tell me why not."

"Season's more than half over," he said.

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