American tourists

savage170

A group of American tourists were being guided through an ancient castle in Europe.

"This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years."

"Wow," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord I have."

savage170

A group of American tourists was being guided through an ancient castle in Europe.

"This place," the guide told them, "is 600 years old. Not a stone in it has been touched, nothing altered, nothing replaced in all those years."

"Wow," said one woman dryly, "they must have the same landlord I have."

Horse Plains Drifter

[:D][:D]

He Dog

600 years is hardly ancient. I was in a church in a village in southern England that was built in the second century and is still in weekly use.

Nevertheless [:)]

glyn

Where was that church He Dog.I know southern England pretty well so I probably know the church.

Warbirds

I used to go to the UK alot on business. The hotel I mostly stayed in was 300 years old.

I always told my wife it was a 300 year old hotel with 300 year old matresses.

glyn

What was the hotel dave.