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"marriage humor"
4GodandCountry
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The Golden Wedding Anniversary
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been
the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was
inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy
marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the
man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down
to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.
We hadn't gone too far when my WIFE'S mule stumbled.
"My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'
"We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled
again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a
third time. My wife took a pistol from her pocket and
shot him.
"I started to protest over her treatment of the mule
when she looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
A couple was celebrating their golden wedding
anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been
the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was
inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy
marriage.
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the
man. "We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down
to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule.
We hadn't gone too far when my WIFE'S mule stumbled.
"My wife quietly said, 'That's once.'
"We proceeded a little farther when the mule stumbled
again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled a
third time. My wife took a pistol from her pocket and
shot him.
"I started to protest over her treatment of the mule
when she looked at me and quietly said 'That's once.'"
When Clinton left office they gave him a 21 gun salute. Its a damn shame they all missed....
Comments
Zee
St. Peter asks the second. "Did you ever cheat on your wife?" "Yes sir, but only once." "Well you can drive this Cadillac".
Turning to the third guy St. Peter asks the same question. " Well Sir, I'm not sure but around a dozen times" St. Peter shakes his head and hands the guys the keys to a rusty old VW bug.
Two days later the guy in the VW sees the guy in the BMW and he is crying is eyes out. "What in the world is the matter with you" he asks. "Just saw my wife on a skate board"
Assuming your serious in your question, he's our ex president
Some guys like a mag full of lead, I still prefer one round to the head.