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A Letter from Bill Clinton, How to Stop Hijackings
dheffley
Member Posts: 25,000 ✭
Dear Sirs:
I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet. Here's my plan:
Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman. Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales.
Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that Congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?
Sincerely, Bill Clinton
Save, research, then buy the best.Join the NRA, NOW!Teach them young, teach them safe, teach them forever, but most of all, teach them to VOTE!
I've had a lot of time on my hands of late and believe that I may have the solution for the prevention of hijackings, and at the same time we just might get the Airline industry back on its feet. Here's my plan:
Since Muslim men are not allowed to look at naked women we should replace all of our female flight attendants with strippers. Muslims would not get on the planes for fear of seeing a naked woman. Of course every businessman in this country would start flying again in anticipation of seeing naked women. Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry would probably have record sales.
Hell, I'd fly all over just for the scenery. It truly puzzles me that Congress didn't already come up with this. Am I the only one who thinks clearly on these issues?
Sincerely, Bill Clinton
Save, research, then buy the best.Join the NRA, NOW!Teach them young, teach them safe, teach them forever, but most of all, teach them to VOTE!
Comments
Archie Bunker had the answer almost 30 years ago - arm everyone!
As you get on you get a loaded gun and you hand it in along with your headset when you are on final approach.
Even the meathead could understand that!