Rules for Harrisburg

njretcop

Geez, did any of you other guys get the "rules of behavior" from your wife's for the trip?

At breakfast this morning, Mrs njretcop laid out the rules for me to follow:

Try not to make a fool out of yourself in front of these people, like you always do in front of my family.

No underwear or socks with holes in them, and do wear underwear!

No matter how funny looking the other couples seem to us, do not laugh at them until we get back to our room.

You will not wear that stupid camo necktie that Lonnie gave you for Christmas.

Even if they ask, you will not admit you know so many members of the NJ mafia, including the Sopranos.

Do not do that disgusting trick with your dentures while we are eating.

When you go to the bathroom, please double check yourself that you pulled up the zipper.

Don't let any of these people touch you. If they do, wash yourself ASAP afterwards.

Don't just talk about guns, pretend you have read some good books lately.

Do not try to borrow money from them.

O, and last, please try to have a good time!!!!!!





Charlie

"It's the stuff dreams are made of Angel"NRA Certified Firearms InstructorMember: GOA, RKBA, NJSPBA, NJ area rep for the 2ndAMPD. njretcop@copmail.com

headzilla97

sounds like a plan then

We're men. Its our God given right to watch sports and smut" - Al Bundy

pabooger

The only thing Ma said to me was If your gonna fart at least do it in the hot tub!!![:D]





LIFES MOSTLY SCARS AND SOUVENIR'S - Max Stalling


To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
This was the Ancient law of Youth
Old times are past, old times are done:
But the Law runs true, O little son!

shooter4

If you are over 40;

Don't trust farts.

gap1916

When I was younger, just a child my mother used to tell me do not go swimming, dont play on the grass, no fooling around with my friends, dont tease the girls, now go out side and have fun. Times have not changed much. [:D]

Greg
Former
USMC
ANGLICO

outdoortexas

With you and Tim in the tub at the same time...
worried about punchie and the rest of 'em! [:D]

pabooger

Swwwbo is gonna take a group picture of all of us in the hot tub!! Charlie and I will be the one showing our backsides!!![:I]





LIFES MOSTLY SCARS AND SOUVENIR'S - Max Stalling


To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
This was the Ancient law of Youth
Old times are past, old times are done:
But the Law runs true, O little son!

Big Sky Redneck

Something tells me I am lucky to be driving down on Saturday and not going to the hotel Friday night[:D]

punchie

Funny......I don't seem to remember what the "rules" were that she said. I know that there had to be some and that they were probably answered with the appropriate "YES DEAR". Well, I am not going to worry about it because I am the man of the house and what I say goes. Not normally to far but it goes.

AN ARMED SOCIETY IS A POLITE SOCIETY

Iconoclast

I thought the idea was to have fun?? Pa's shorts are bad enough in the electronic form; for darn sure I don't want to see the real thing!

Y'all be sure to keep a close eye on the color of that water, now, you hear?

"There is nothing lower than the human race - except the French." (Mark Twain)

Swwbo

Sounds like I need to stay home!!! Don't know if I can handle all the excitement at my age.. Especially Tim's Mexican bubble bath!!! Can I say that on here??

pabooger

Ill try not to eat any corn the night before!!! We don't need any of those floating in the hot tub! Ive heard it doesn't take much to entertain those boys from Jersey!!!





LIFES MOSTLY SCARS AND SOUVENIR'S - Max Stalling


To Ride, shoot straight,and speak the truth
This was the Ancient law of Youth
Old times are past, old times are done:
But the Law runs true, O little son!