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What happend to little johnny and his train set?

guns-n-painthorsesguns-n-painthorses Member Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭
edited April 2002 in General Discussion
I seen a joke about john and a train set, where did it go?
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  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Bullzeye complained about it and it went bye bye.
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  • guns-n-painthorsesguns-n-painthorses Member Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Is that right? What was sooo bad about that joke?
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  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I have not a clue what was wrong with it, I thought it was funny and I told it to my 80+ year old grandmother who is a die hard church going christian and she thought it was funny. Everytime somebody posts a joke he complains because he caught the devil a good while back for using not so nice language.
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  • guns-n-painthorsesguns-n-painthorses Member Posts: 6,462 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    I think he needs to go somewhere else. If this is the way this forum is heading, maybe it's time to move on. I see hints of the PC thought police running wild around here. "you can't say that, you might offend someone". I'm glad this crap wasn't around when Richard Pryor was going strong, just think of all the good stuff we would have missed!Bullseye,,,, Shut your Pie Hole.
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  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Maybe we could post some of Richards stand up work or Robin Williams whe he did standup, wonder if he knew Robin did standup or if he even knows who Richard is?
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  • Brth729Brth729 Member Posts: 1,231 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    guns and 7mmThank you for your appreciation of what I thought was a safe enough to post here joke. I didn,t expect it would get poofed.
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  • Hans GrueberHans Grueber Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    You can't escape the whinning PC police, even here!!! (I thought that joke was great) I was goin' to print it out and take it to work,Oh well....... Try posting it again, maybe the powers-that-be will come to their senses.(Yea right)
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  • gskyhawkgskyhawk Member Posts: 4,773
    edited November -1
    not very likely, the 3 posts of mine that where deleted where just about alarge public gun sell thats coming up next weekend that i thought guys that where in driving distance of MN would like to know about, it would seem that the powers don't want anybody to know about it
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  • SXSMANSXSMAN Member Posts: 2,616 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Damn,I love a good joke.I hope somebody complains (I've had a few Guinness extra stouts and could use someone,I mean something to pee on)about this one.St. PeterQueen Elizabeth and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if they'll be admitted to heaven. Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so St. Peter must decide one among them. St. Peter asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should go to heaven. So she takes off her top and says, "Look at these. They're the most perfect ones God ever created, and I'm sure it will please him if He's able to see them every day for eternity." St. Peter thanks Dolly, and asks Queen Liz the same question. She then drops her skirt and panties, takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up, and douches with it. St. Peter says, "Ok, Your Majesty, you may go in." Dolly is outraged. She screams, "What was that all about? I show you two of God's own creations, she performs a disgusting, hygiene act, and gets in and I don't?" "Sorry, Dolly," says St. Peter, "but a royal flush beats a pair any day."
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Let`s not get started on robbin williams..he is a cheap impression of Johnathan Winters..and is a sorry liberal S.O.B..218
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  • Hans GrueberHans Grueber Member Posts: 244 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Now thats a classy joke,LMAO. That one is sure to get poofed.
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Right on, BeeMan. I have absolutely no use for Robin Williams. Politics aside, the guy just ain't funny. Drives me crazy to watch him. He never shuts up. He is to comedy what John Madden is to sports announcing.
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Hey, I thought Robin doing standup was funny. Ohh well, another subject I'm all alone on.
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Oh yeah, I too get tired of Bullsh*teye's complaining. He reminds me of a woman I used to be married to. No matter what the circumstance, she would always bring up things from waaaay back that I'd said or done, and use them to start another argument.Does the word "PETTY" mean anything to anyone? And I'm not talking Tom Petty, either.
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • BullzeyeBullzeye Member Posts: 3,560
    edited November -1
    I sorely wish stupidity was painful. Then maybe I wouldnt have to deal with you, 7mm. After the joke thread was created, Badboybob posted that it was tasteless, and "anyone who called my wife that name would be wearing their * between their ears".I followed up and said that some jokes do offend people and just shouldnt be said.I personally thought it was funny. But you need to have some consideration for people's feelings in this world.
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Here we go again. He said this, and then I said that, and then so-and-so gave me a dirty look...Give me a break!
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • 218Beekeep218Beekeep Member Posts: 3,033
    edited November -1
    Low:Dos Equis to you,amigo! .218
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  • LowriderLowrider Member Posts: 6,587
    edited November -1
    Right back at ya, BroHam.
    Lord Lowrider the LoquaciousMember:Secret Select Society of Suave Stylish Smoking Jackets She was only a fisherman's daughter,But when she saw my rod she reeled.
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  • Big Sky RedneckBig Sky Redneck Member Posts: 19,752 ✭✭✭
    edited November -1
    Bullzeye, quit your lying, you made comments about how you can't believe that joke was funny but when you made a comment about a joke Dano made you got blasted. You asked for it to be deleted. As far as stupidity, Bullzeye, I simply cannot understand you. You, an 18 year highschool kid whoi does nothing but try to prove how smart you are by belittling others and insulting their intelligence. You can only feel better by running down somebody and pointing out every little thing you can about some elses mistakes. If you would like to be run down and your true self shown I can do that, I only need to go to your favorite site and copy your posts over there for all here to see. You go to that site and repeatedly speak of violence, you speak of performing perverted sexual acts on other men, you brag about how well you can shoot and how easy it is to kill a human being, infact your signature there states , Life is short, aim for the brain stem. The language you use is awfull, you are very insulting and use foul language to get your point across. The only way you know how to retaliate against someone is to insult and degrade to a point where it appears you have no self esteem. You are an imature kid, you are a snotty brat and you sonny, need an asswoopin. You make these claims about going into the Army, bud you will never make it because with the attitude you have you will smart off to the wrong person and then you will have a disshonorable discharge on your record. Comment about my spelling, I don't care. You know what I'm saying and I'm not here to impress anyone, I'm not you. I don't need to use fancy words to appear smart. Anyhow, rant over. Nunn, please don't poof this until the overgrown baby reads it.
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